 | Apparently, fatties don't use seatbelts since they cut into their corpulent girth |
| "I hate seat belts because they always seem to ride up and strangle me," said Peggy Howell, the public relations director for the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance. |
| The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance? |
| Really? |
| You've gotta be an awfully ugly lonely fatty to want to wake up every day trying to convince the world that being fat is, in fact, cool |
| I'm so glad I don't work in an industry where I would have to worry whether my product is useable by the morbidly obese |