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 | I swear that every user comment on Youtube is in fact dynamically generated content from a bot designed to use the most perfectly poor and atrocious English |
| There's no other explanation that my mind will accept. |
| There's no way that so many real people so consistently use such unfathomably wrong English. |
 | Humanity is doomed. |
 | you are reading Youtube comments for the wrong reasons |
| you can't find a badass Queen video without thousands of comments about how they've accepted that Freddie Mercury was gay, but they've accepted that |
 | interestingly I didn't really notice youtube videos had comments |
| I think fark trained me to ignore comments |
| plus, I hate other people's opinions |
| present company excluded |