Tentative Deal Reached on Economic Stimulus Package - washingtonpost.com
 | $300 tax rebate? Did we invade the Spidarean Homeworld? |
 | Tricky Dick Fun Bills didn't discriminate against those of us who make more than minimum wage |
| I won't be able to buy a single cup of coffee towards a massive temporal acceleration with the $0 I'll receive |
| I'm actually in the demographic likely to spend the $300 as intended |
 | Stupid pointless gestures that exclude me! |
| I think I'll buy a talking tattoo |