Rice: Single women understand war
 | what an odd headline |
First try, Impossible level, what score can you get?
| 15400 on 89 words with 92% average, and I had the word "mabye" {sic} that screwed me up |
 | 25990 with 96 words 99% average |
| sweet! |
| I don't know what I messed up on |
| fun game though |
| it was hard when they were grouped together to tell what the words were |
| Second try got me 22230 on 112 words with 97% accuracy |
| detonate is great, i didn't have that the first time |
| Came back for a third try, got lucky with detonates: 36750 on 149 words and 97% accuracy, says i'm ranked #17 |
| For today, that is |
So, what do you think of people walking around like Lobot
| You know, with those little bluetooth cellphones on their ears all of the time |
| Do you think they're waiting for a call from Lando? |
| I sometimes get confused when people talk out loud into them, but I can't see their doohicky |
| I think they're talking to me |
| Yeah, that's awkward |
| I can't imagine those are comfortable enough to wear all day long |
| people have mighty ears |
| If I was an engineer who worked on those things, I would have totally built in a backdoor that activated a recording of Lando every once in a while |
| I thought Lando hit buttons and he obeyed. |
| not necessarily voice commands. |
| I'm sure when it wasn't a crisis, they would just chat |
| Lobot seemed like a guy you could hang out with |
| I think Jane from the Ender saga would be a better analogy |
| For some reason, I am compelled to link to this page |
| she talked into his ear, and he talked back |
| Yeah, but she was hot |
| And Lobot didn't live in Lando's ear |
| how do you know where lando lived? |
| have you seen where he sleeps? |
| Wait, are you saying Lando lived in Lobot's ear or that Lobot lived in Lando's ear? |
| Or is this some strange futuristic communication 69? |
| I don't know. |
 | I confused myself |
| I think I had some sort of vision of Lobot's earpiece opening and expanding |
| and lando would crawl in. |
| I suppose if you zoomed in enough, Lobot's appartus kind of looks like a tiny futuristic apartment building |
| So yeah, limited by funding and technology, George Lucas was unable to show his original vision: Lando Calrissian actually lived in Lobot's ear |
| his apparatus? heh.. |
| Hmm, do you think a cyborg like Lobot has genitalia? C-3P0 didn't. |
| you already said it looked like an apartment building |
| I'm not sure if it is a compliment or not to say someone's genitalia looks like an apartment building |
| But I'm sure as hell not going to stick one in my ear all day |
wow, people sure used to be on crack
| I don't know if computing has ever made me want to rap |
| and if it did, it probably wouldn't be at work |
| I'm not nearly smart enough to compose rap and get work done at the same time |
| I wouldn't call that composing. |
| Fine. But saying one thing while typing another is not easy. |
| Its an impressive, if not disturbing, character |
| no one is debating that |
| Next time you're facing a tough problem at work, I dare you to use Windows 386 |
| While viewing this one, Google Video suggested an equally disturbing video |
| crazy google |
| The modern economy and business models would make Adam Smith cry |
| the linking of windows 386 to pajama dancers would make Bill Gates cry |
| I dunno, there was a Ballmer-esque quality to that performance |
| not enough neck veins straining to not explode |
Is sleeping the laziest thing you can do?
| I assert that sitting the couch doing nothing is lazier. |
| sitting requires more effort than laying. |
| so perhaps lounging on the couch, Hedonism Bot style is lazier |
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| Indeeeeed |
| Hardware based BitTorrent, with LAN and USB interface, for $8.75 per chip |
| "We see this trend emerging as 'Web 3.0' where each consumer becomes part of a universal content storage and delivery system." |
| You had me at Web 3.0 |
| I'm curious how much of my Core 2 Duo I could possibly use with BitTorrent |
| I also don't understand what a standalone BitTorrent appliance can do |
| two words. ultra porn |
Huh, A Conversatron clone that isn't completely dead
| Never a good sign when none of the threads score above 50% |
| unless the people reading it are morons |
| but a site that attracts morons... |
| FYI, the Conversatron source was made available prior to its demise |
| And this site reuses many of the characters and images |
| what happened to conversatron? |
| Apathy |
 | |
| wikipedia has a history of the conversatron format |
| Oh this site appear to just be the Hateatron |
| funny that so many of the links on that site are bad |
| Ack, this wikipedia article is really lacking mention of TMOL, which at in its original form was really fantastic |
| Wait, I mixed up TMOL and Forum 2000 |
| its wikipedia. fix it |
| It was Forum 2000 that rocked |
| When it was a big CMU thing |
| I don't participate in the Internet |
Where did the MLS get 250m to pay David Beckham?
| Thats got to me more than the whole rest of the league makes combined |
| won't that piss off the rest of the players? |
| Must be assuming that television revenues, advertising revenues, and merchandise (bobblehead Beckhams and jerseys) will bring that in |
| thats a lot of bobbleheads |
| I think most of the other players have been so demoralized by their rejection in America, that they'll see this as a good thing to bring recognition to their sport |
| If this was the NBA, obviously all the other players would be a-murderin' |
| don't forget the NFL |
| Perhaps the MLS is assuming Beckham will spend $40M per year on MLS goods and services |
| maybe he'll buy all the tickets in all the stadiums every week too |
| He's just vain enough... |
| And then he'll compete to outbid himself |
| So will the L.A. team dominate now? Or will this be yet another case of the team with by far the highest payroll not doing that well? |
| he's no pele or maradona |
| those guys would probably be worth that much |
| he's popular, but not dominant |
| If it had been Beckham of 5 years ago, perhaps... |
| no perhaps. not EVER |
| Old, tired Beckham... reminds me of Old, Tired Spock and Old, Tired Kirk of Conversatron fame. |
| heh |
Dammit
| I was trying to comment on both items p and q |
| And sure enough I fucking mixed them up |
| Didn't mind my p's and q's |
 | I thought that was only a fucking figure of speech! |
| I wonder if cultures with other character sets have such an expression |
Wow, a funny, link-worthy SomethingAwful article written by someone other than Lowtax
| is that old adage "you are what you eat" true??? because i just ate a hamburger and i do not want be a hamburger. |
| Operating an unauthorized Red Lobster franchise out of my garage, need advice. |
| do gay dudes high five each other during gay sex? (need to know asap) |
Gamasutra - Carmack Gives 360 Next-Gen Edge, Considers DS
| 1 extra year in development... |
| all sorts of fancy technology... |
| but the simple xbox 360 is better?! |
| you really gotta mess up bad to be a year later to market and still be worse |
| Yeah, Carmack isn't the kind of guy to give something with more theoretical power a tip of his hat |
| He's made a career out of doing amazing things with limited capability |
| He's always favored a more balanced approach to the PS3-style specialized approach |
| Its also funny to think back about how Wolfenstein 3D was censored on the SNES. Oh how naive and innocent we were in the early 90s. |
| Isn't he also working on a commerical space launch capability? |
| It's a little bit satisfying when one of the brightest people in history has a hard time with perfecting rocket science |
| More Carmack interview |
| its not quite rocket science he was trying to master |
| it was commercially viable space tourism |
| Getting a rocket off the ground is a necessary first step |
| And he hasn't gotten that to work just yet |
| I can. |
| go to target buy some estes rocket kits and engines |
| So can Superman |
| We're talking real rockets here |
| I don't think Target has LOX rocket engines |
| Or maybe if its a Target Greatland |
| I saw mythbusters make a rocket out of salami. how hard could it be? |
| And if you watched the follow-up episode, the salami didn't actually ignite, the pressurized air is what provided that lift |
| yes I did. but they also built a rocket out of something else on another episode. |
| And it was still ridiculously tiny |
| We're talking suborbital with a hundred pounds of payload |
| right, but they're trying to do it on a budget |
| Real rockets. Carmack ain't got that working yet. |
| If I had an unlimited budget I could build you anything. |
| except a friend |
Apparently, John Carmack won two Emmy awards this year
| For the Doom and Quake engines |
| I thought Emmys were for TV and Oscars for movies... wtf? |
| Also, a bit late on this, are they just now realizing 10 years late that Carmack is super? |
| If the Nobel Prizes had a software category, I think Carmack would have won one of those |
| Another source |
| I was playing Doom more than 10 years ago. I was playing Quake in 97... |
| so I'd say its like 15 years too late! |
| after reading wikipedia, it seems like none of these awards fit Carmack |
| maybe people use the Quake engine to make TV shows |
Searching for Pants
| i was saddened today when i couldn't think of a non-obscure google search that unambigously returned Pants |
| Like, something that you could tell someone to search for that they wouldn't think was totally freakin' crazy |
| Our year-and-a-half haitus really hurt us in the rankings |
| The best I could come up with was propellasaurus |
| |
| tonytainment is still all me |
| I sure don't shop anywhere else for tonytainment |
| But from nearly a year ago |
| Last seen on the Dumbrella boards over 9 months ago |
| La morte in Foiba! |
| |
| maybe he emerged from his cocoon as a wonderful butterfly |
| not died, moved on to third life |
Wikipedia has no standards, apparently
| Encylopedia Brittanica has got nuthin' |
| it cites its sources. |
| Ok, so it has some standards |
| has a citation for the constriction being heavenly |
| But I really didn't expect this article to exist |
| "Savage wrote, "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes" |
| Can we get a complete listing of Wikipedia articles that site Dan Savage? |
| wow, the world has an expert on donkey punching |
| I wonder how often he gets to be an expert witness in trials |
| Categories: Anal eroticism | Sexual slang | Hoaxes |
| Don't go here |
| go here instead? |
| Mine had a copyright-free image, though |
| I think you need to add one to mine. |
| raise those standards. |
| Another article that probably didn't need a copyright-free image |
| I bet World Book has an image for Dirty Sanchez |
| I think this statement is false: "Anyone can partake of safe, consensual anal play--people of any gender and sexuality." |
| This discussion can't be complete without the Wikipedia entry on Goatse.cx (surprisingly, no imagery) |
| I think some people aren't able to partake in anal play |
| Wikipedia strikes again: The shape of a prostate massager is similar to a finger, since prostate massages are traditionally given digitally. |
| This encyclopedia was created digitally |
| thanks for ruining that word for me |
| I like how the top of the anal eroticism topics have the notice that "This article may require cleanup to meet Wikipedia's quality standards." |
| Get it? Clean up? |
| ... |
| digitally? |
Do you have Obamamania?
| Or perhaps Hillarysteria, or McCainitis? |
| is there some over-the-counter test for that? |
| I think if you have it, you know it |
| I asked several co-workers today, and none of them had Obamamania |
| how often were you slapped? |
| Lots of confused looks, but I explained and they were still adamant they didn't suffer from the malaise |
| There was talk of thermometry, but most of us agreed that it wasn't a real word |
| I'd vote for him |
| he's Green Party, right? |
| |
| get it? Like some dude named Thermomet? |
| ... |
| Never mind |
Linerider coming to DS and Wii - Linerider for Wii News - Pro-G
| Another source |
| people sure must be bored |
| linerider is 2 minutes of fun. |
| for someone who does have a life outside of the web |
| you just wish you could make a loop-de-loop with the regular pen |
| I do? |
| there's no way you could do it |
| nice try |
| and forget about even trying several consecutive loop-de-loops with just the regular pen |
| ain't gonna work |
| wish i knew where linerider stored its save files so i could pull them off my other computer |
| man alive. you enjoy linerider?! |
| i spent a few hours with it several months ago |
| oh |
| perhaps my mockery was a bit hasty |
| And that was with the original that had no eraser or line tool or anything |
| And my crowning achievement was the 5 consecutive loop-de-loop |
| But I think the Falling Sand Game is the superior completely-free-form flash game |
| you do have a lot more patience and will to master odd skills than I do. I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised. |
| I think I was watching TV at the time, so it was probably better than just watching TV |
| sounds like your tivo hasn't been working hard enough |
| I think it was during a boring non-conference umich game |
| So there wasn't much to TiVo |
| Wanting to watch it live, that is |
Reconstitute your moose
Spamusement! Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!
| As related to #827 |
| Its like Exploding Dog meets spam |
| Here's a memorable one from the other one |
| Poisson urinal seems like it should be a Poisson distribution-shaped urinal instead |
| This is very funny |
| Other decent ones |
| Alright, a few more |
Stupid advice seen on the Internet
| In reply to someone wondering what headphones to buy: buy the Sony ones, the ones that look like a boomerang and goes in your ears |
| I thought that this was a rant against the stock tips I get spammed with |
| Now I really want to see a sketch of someone trying to cram a boomerang in their ear |
| Perhaps Gabe from PennyArcade... yeah I can imagine that. |
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| You watched it, you can't unwatch it! |
| awesome. |
| Of course, the drawing sucks. Especially compared to my all-time favorite MS Paint drawing: |
|  |
| By Foiba... It is some sort of cyclops ghost with a watermelon, I don't remember the whole story any more |
| ... or maybe the ghost of a watermelon farmer ... cyclops? |
This is probably stupid, but its funny if you're bored
| A collection of silly spam email subject lines |
|  |
| And the commentary isn't half bad. |
| Yeah, this is definitely funny. |
| Okay, I understand that these "your future" e-mails are using random word generators to get past spam filters. That's what makes up half these entries. What I do not understand is where you buy a random word generator that has the word "broomrape" in it |
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|  |
| I don't think I ever get any that are ever that interesting |
| wonder what the spammers have against me! |
| heheh Everything this man knows about sex he learned from cartoons... |
| Not to be confused with: |
|  |
| Spinning, not maypole-ing |
Cheeburger Cheeburger Restaurants
| Psh, ripping off a dead John Belushi is lame. |
| Since they say they've been open 20 years, 1987 is well past the original concept. |
| wikipedia speaks of the connection |
| Looks a bit like Taxi's Hamburger we have around here |
| I enjoy Taxi's |
| But it is a bit expensive |
| I prefer In N Out or Halo Burger |
| So a real tavern inspired John Belushi which inspired these places... |
| There is also a Wall of Fame for children, where children under 12 years old may appear if they eat a half-pound burger. |
| America indeed. |
| America indeed |
| What order are these states listed in: The states that currently house Cheeburger Cheeburger locations are Colorado, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina, Louisiana, Alabama, California, and Florida. |
| almost north to south |
| I thought that too, and then saw New York in the middle there |
| maybe chronological order of franchises? |
| That is the only thing that could possibly make sense |
| The beauty of Wikipedia continues |
| Albeit, a much shorter entry |
| California and... Georgia?! |
| what order are those in? |
| Well since Cheeburger isn't open in Georgia, must have been seen as the next fattest place without an expensive 50s burger joint |
| does wikipedia have such a list? |
| Let's see... |
| you could request an article |
| or just make your own... |
| is there a verb form of wikiality? |
| Well if reality:realize, then wikiality:wikialize |
| Probably pronounced we-kee-ah-lies |
| Accent on the kee |
| newsletter? |
| Well, I'm not the first. Note that while "wikiality verb" returns 1260 hits, "wikialize" still has 193 hits. |
| Of course, all of those hits are of a single post, so maybe I'm the second. |
| unless that guy is a time traveller |
| Well then I'm first his time around and he's first this time around. |
| I wonder if he can legally prove he's not a time traveller who ripped it off from you |
I've been really digging the Minibosses cover of Ninja Gaiden
| Err, thats the live version... studio version |
I've noticed that my football groaning topics are endlessly boring
| yet, I continue to do so |
| I think they are a necessary biological function for your organism. |
| must be. no other logical explanation |
| good thing I was born in a time when football and the internet coexisted |
As expected, Millen reportedly back for another season
 | WTF! |
| As expected, indeed. |
| amazing how someone could do so poorly for so long and keep their job |
Yeah, this is low-brow, but it made me giggle
|  |
| you know, that poor person probably got really hurt |
| Fatties aren't people. |
| and how! |
| After watching that like 50 times in a loop, I imagine its a bottomless pit with an infinite number of tumbling fatties. |
| maybe it will fill up if you watch it long enough |
| You gotta be pretty fat to fill up a bottomless pit |
|  |
| this guy has quite a collection of artwork |
| Thats not new. |
| Fatties are hilarious. |
| While we're at it, apparently pengiuns can have the omnihate also: |
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| First of all, the quote: "With the Year of the Gold Pig that arrives in 600 years being days away, Korean telecommunication industry is set for dynamic changes." |
| Second of all: it has photos of a magazine that are supposed to entice you to buy it |
| Not sure I've ever seen that method used for a sample of an article |
| your mind is supposed to be blown with great layout and paper quality |
| oh, its blown. |
| see? so effective. |
| guru is a verb now? |
| Guru my ass. |
| guru is a verb now?! |
| Guru? My ass! |
| such a surprise ending |
| huh |
| I think you hyped it up too much |
| or not enough |
Sci-Fi Lists - Top 100 Sci-Fi Books
| I thought Cryptonomicon was historical fiction |
| not much science in it, no? |
| 13 is bullshit |
| but 52 wins them all |
| warren, I think the list is dynamic. 13 and 52 may have changed. |
Once again, I fail to understand humanity
| In a recent poll about the upcoming year: |
| 35 percent predict the military draft will be reinstated, 35 percent predict a cure for cancer will be found, 25 percent anticipate the second coming of Jesus Christ, 19 percent think scientists are likely to find evidence of extraterrestrial life |
| So there's about a 6% chance of having the most amazing year ever, with alien Jesus curing our cancer so that we can serve in his military |
| Stated another way, there's going to be a lot of disappointed people a year from now |
| they'll be disappointed that there isn't a draft? |
| They are anxious to join the army of Alien Jesus |
| Anxious to be forced to join |
| evidence of alient jesus |
| not necessarily a living alien jesus |
What is a heyday anyway?
| And why do people keep having them? |
| A period of success, popularity or power; prime. |
| warren's google must be broken |
| I bent my Google. |
| no longer MIB |
Orson Scott Card - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
| Card has said that he thinks Serenity is "the best Science Fiction Film ever" |
| wow, high praise |
| Serenity made me think of Foiba, for some strange reason |
| |
| why sad? |
| you prefer Spaceballs? |
| No Foiba |
| I think I prefer the 14 episodes of Firefly to the Serenity movie |
| some of the episodes were too filler-y. Like the train heist one |
| Well thats because it was a second pilot |
| So it rehashed everything from the original pilot |
| and I think Clockwork Orange is my favorite Sci-fi film |
| A bit of the ol' ultraviolence? |
| indeed |
| Whenever Ari confronts that guy in Entourage, I always think of his Clockwork Orange character |
| whoa.... thats the same dude?! |
| Heh. |
| I feel so dense |
| I always thought of his character in that star trek movie |
|   |
| He is Terence in Entourage, was Dr. Tolian Soran in Star Trek: Generations, and Alex de Large in A Clockwork Orange |
| for such forgettable character names, he made memorable performances |
OK, I know the Japanese have a very different culture
| But I can't explain this one: |
|  |
| the guy in yellow just looks so happy! |
| maybe its doritos that double as groin protection |
| perhaps one of them is named Nacho and the other one is named Cheese |
| I think the yellow one is Cheese |
| And Nacho is using his foot on Cheese's groin to make Nacho Cheese |
| did Empire really tank that bad? |
| Hard to believe it barely held off Popeye |
| Huh. I bet there are some accounting details missing that are obscuring the real story |
| or maybe I just totally underestimated the quality of popeye |
what type of person lists "Roadhouse" as a favorite movie?
| braindead? |
| Die-hard Swayze fan? |
| woman? |
| The best I can come up with is someone whose life peaked in '89 |
| Sounds about right. |
| I'd like to see the correlation of people who'd say Ariel from the Little Mermaid is hot with people who list Roadhouse as a favorite movie |
| I bet its like 1:1 |
| Maybe they got it confused with something else |
| what if they also listed Robocop 2 on their list |
| Then it sounds like the list is farce |
| only an imaginary person could have a list that bad? |
| What proof do you have that this list is their true favorites? |
| And not an attempt to infuriate tonies |
| If it ain't notarized, it don't mean shit. |
| this person did not make this list for me. |
| it was used to help pick up chicks |
| Sounds like a conversation starter. |
| on myspace |
| Poor Tony. |
Random silliness
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| like, a warble box |
| == warren vagina? |
Google Fight : Make this fight with googleFight fat and ugly VS thin and sexy
| the results... |
| may surprise you! |
| Even more surprising |
| I think thats less surprising, actually |
| True, but the victory is more dominating |
| some people like a more beefy partner |
| This page is mildly entertaining |
| which is where I found the topic link |
| This entry in particular makes one wonder what the story behind it is |
| And reveals that people have no idea how keyword searches work |
| and reveals that people juggle puppies |
| Since the more accurate Googlefight, is stunning |
| Although I have no idea how to juggle a regular |
| clockwise |
| Here everyone is a winner |
| and here, everyone is a loser |
| I did not realize that WOFL was a FOX station in Orlando |
| And has its own Wikipedia entry |
| stranger yet, so does LOFL |
| "LOFL is not quite LOL and not quite ROFL its between." |
| That entry doesn't settle the fundamental question of LOFL: is it laughing out fucking loud or lying on the floor laughing |
| These are two very different things |
| I'm not sure anyone knows |
| LOFL is a typo |
| What is it one key away from? POFL? |
| KOFL? ;OFL? |
| let me rephrase... its the ROFL for morons |
| That needs to be the name of a store or a book... ROFL For Morons |
YouTube - Bill Clinton Kills Santa
| ahhh youtube. |
| You know, he says it with such conviction, it makes it sound like the right thing to do. |
| I want to kill santa now |
| If there was a Santacide measure on the ballot, I would be all over that shit. |
| Voting like a maniac! |
| I've seen futurama, I know he's evil |
| Also, John Goodman. |
| Also the dunkin donuts voice-over guy |
I may be delirious, but this seems pretty funny
| An editorial in Friday’s paper incorrectly stated that Florida Cresswell, a candidate for state representative in the 28th District, was convicted in 1999 of battery and stealing Tupperware. In fact he was convicted of stealing a battery from a van as well as Tupperware that was inside the van |
So I have my holiday plans all worked out
| 42.6 indeed. |
| Also 486.3 indeed. |
| Since when is performance per watt a benchmark?! |
| are gamers that worried about their electric bill? |
| The ones who don't realize what a refrigerator uses, do. |
| We're going with 1920 x 1200 and 4xAA though. |
| But otherwise everything else maxxed out... to the max! |
| awesome. awesome to the max |
| this heater takes 450W in low mode |
| And provides very poor FPS. |
| It doesn't appear that they provide those benchmarks |
| It does have overclocking and oscillation |
| err... overheating protection rather |
| But my heat source isn't good for the skin |
| Blue LEDs cause cancer. |
| its not Bioenergy?! |
Did you see the magic movies?
| Although I suppose the magician movies is more accurate |
| Since there's no actual magic |
| I avoid seeing movies. People around here are annoying |
| There was the one with the wolverine vs. batman |
| And then the one with the staring and the intent staring |
| With descriptions like that, how can anyone resist? |
| wow, I seriously have no clue what you're talking about |
| I'm trying to google... |
| That is why you fail. |
| all I come up with is some guy about to jump into a pore |
| no, no, that was the other movie |
So I'm addicted to Futurama
| I still watch it pretty frequently myself |
| Always thinking of you when I do |
| I make Futurama references at work even though no one gets them. |
| I'm finding that I really don't like watching Bender's antics so many times |
| Now Zoidberg's the popular one! |
| But so many episodes are Bender-focused |
| my favorite quote is Is the Space Pope Reptilian? |
| Bender focused is better than Leela focused |
| He's a fembot, or he's insane, or he's needy, or he's god, or he's addicted, or he's just a head, or he's obsolete |
| or he's flushing Nibbler down the toilet |
| Or he's in organized crime, or he's in hell, or he's a star on television |
| The Robot Devil is one of my favorite characters |
| I think my all time favorite is the one with the Globetrotters and the time keeps skipping |
| Or maybe the $300 one |
| I like Futurestock. |
| Mmm, indeed. |
| but those you mentioned are a couple of my favs also |
| I find the time skipping portions are the highest funny per unit time |
| Roswell that Ends Well won an Emmy, it must be good |
| Its a great story telling device to make lots of jokes in a hurry |
| Oh, yeah, that one isn't on as much for some reason |
| It is very rarely in my queue |
| I got a wind-up Bender for my desk |
| The lost city of atlanta is also real quality |
| so that other Futurama fans can identify me an we can talk about futurama |
| The Deep South! |
| I also know all the damn episode names. I need help |
| Why can't she be the other kind of mermaid, the kind with the fish parts on the top and the lady parts on the bottom! |
| Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner! |
| Oh, you speak fish too? Oooolloolleeeoolleeooo |
| I had to buy the Futurama DVDs so I could sleep on Fridays and Saturdays |
| Ack my beautiful body! Who took my parasol? I don't know, but I didn't see it when I took your umbrella. |
| Weren't they working on some straight-to-DVD new material? |
| 2007, I hear |
| Better not have too much Bender |
| a red herring |
| that looks like a man standing next to a pore |
| I see a giant fetish combined with an enema fetish or something |
| he looks like he's reaching to take a leak |
| whatever it is, he is clearly naked |
| and lacking a right arm |
| and contemplating suicide-by-giant-pore |
| I think he's trying to figure out a way across it |
| My solution is to tip him over and then walk across him like a bridge |
| if he were looking down, I could see suicide |
| I like how he has a definite hair style, but no facial features |
| The artist clearly believes the hair makes the man |
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Speaking of wireless
| So I was spending all this time playing with my wireless Gamecube controller (Wavebird) |
| And since curfew is awfully early in my household, I usually play with headphones to be quiet |
| So I got these wireless, infrared, Sony headphones |
| Holy shit, I love these things |
| Paradigm shifting capability here |
| I'm like all walking around with wireless headphones and a wireless controller |
| now you need a wireless food source |
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| that looks like a wii |
| Its about the same size. A nice recharge base |
| It has fantastic signal processing |
| While it has slightly less bass than my big Sennheisers, I much prefer the sound quality of the Sonys |
| I started GIS'ing for a wii image... All of them are at a mirror-image angle from your base |
| is the left side of the wii the bad side? |
been playing games?
| been preparing for a couple weeks of solid gaming starting next tuesday |
| but since we last talked, lots of Gamecube games got played |
| Tales of Symphonia might just be the finest jRPG ever made |
| exceedingly well done for the genre |
| I'll have to get it. I've had a hard time getting into FFXII |
| you would enjoy the battle system in Symphonia, its very active |
| its almost like a side scrolling beat 'em up game when it comes to battle |
| the prevalence of "next-gen" consoles has made games for the consoles I have become cheap |
| I think I remember seeing that game and being intrigued by the box art |
| Yeah, in June, I realized that soon it would be hard to get games for the Gamecube |
| So I went on like IGN or something's best Gamecube games |
| And just bought most of them |
| Even new it was like < $15 per game |
| you don't like ebay? |
| Gladius was a pretty decent 120 hours of gameplay |
| It was a game that just didn't end |
| A must for anyone who likes tactical turn-based combat |
| As that is all the game is |
| thats a lot o' game |
| For over 100 hours |
| Oh, and there was Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem |
| Definitely fun |
| I got Skies of Arcadia Legends (having played it two or three times on my Dreamcast), and played a 100% game |
| And there is a lot of shit to do in that game if you do absolutely everything |
| I got stuck in that game. |
| being a moron. God of War is the first game I played all the way through in a while |
| And I had somehow skipped Resident Evil 4, so I got that and did that too |
| man, the cube had a lot of quality games |
| And such a great controller |
| I got wireless controllers for my xbox and ps2. That has made those consoles much more playable |
| I never got either of those, just the cube |
| but lately, its been all about the preparation |
| H? |
Well its that time of the year again
| superbowl predictions? |
| That too. |
| I'm rooting for the Titans |
| But more relevant might be the time to think its a good idea to talk to people on the internet again |
| What about the Titans have earned your rootst? |
| Vince Young winning 3 in a row |
| So you like 'em young? |
| yes? |