tatu
 | man, i can't stop listening to t.a.t.u. |
 | i heard they were lesbians |
| if you listen carefully, you can hear them making out |
| and whenever it's just one girl singing, the other girl's just chewing on her ear |
| mmmm aural lesbianism |
| MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH |
Blinded
| science has vindicated me |
Is Foiba funny?
Poll Results
Total votes: 7
| wee |
| now i can comment on it |
| or add a URL |
| and do italics |
| or change the title... |
| or add a sexy url |
| k, i'm getting it |
Welcome, Foiba, to Pants
| Say hello! |
| (tkurc|db) | yes. to pants |
| btw, you only need to do an @update when you want to see the site immediately, it auto-updates pretty reguarly |
| when we get going, we'll be talking on multiple items at a time, and every line is a "x, <comment>" |
| you'll get used to it pretty quickly |
| i can't believe foiba never said hello |
Well I checked out the Passat
| (duckbeaver) | and? |
| Very nice |
| tons of super little features |
| comes in a very neat color |
| 28 for the 4-cyl with turbo, 32 for v-6 |
| much more spendy, but super neato |
| (tkurc|db) | sedan or wagon? |
| (tkurc|db) | btw, i thought the v6 sucked |
| (tkurc|db) | look at the GL or the GLS |
| (tkurc|db) | yeah... are you talking $28... with tax? |
| yeah they were dissing the V-6 themselves, actually |
| and yes, the sedan |
| sticker price was 28 |
| apparently, there's a higher safety rating and reliability rating on the passat too... |
 | which passat model? We just bought a Passat Wagon GLS for less than that (with tax) |
| GLS and GLX |
| if i think i have those right |
| GLS for 28, GLX for 32 |
| the website claims GLS is cheaper than that... |
| hmm, could be a Cali thing... |
| Haven't looked at it more |
| Website claims GLS is 22k base |
| i think this one was nicely equipped... |
| like, with stuff i'd want |
| such as? |
| base comes with all the features you mentioned important |
| i.e. 6 airbags, ABS |
| like i said, i haven't checked it out more |
| okay |
| but something is suspicios |
| I added all the options to the GLS, and got it to only 26k |
| but anyhow.. the accord is nicer |
| for warren, at least |
| I just babble on because of the suspiciousness |
| no way, if the prices were similar, it'd be the passat in a heartbeat |
| whats the sticker on the accord? |
| 25,8 |
| what options? |
| leather? |
| EX V-6, has everything but navigation |
| website tells me the Passat is: "Total MSRP*: |
| $26,430 |
| the one i was in had leather |
| and was the 1.8 |
| this one is 1.8 with leather |
| see here |
| well then |
| renae has homelink and the monsoon system |
| that'd be nice, the Homelink mainly... |
| although the monsoon system is incredible in the passat |
| never used the homelink. |
| the monsoon is pretty nice. I haven't heard the base system. |
| the I30 has the homelink |
| the one on the passat feels cheap |
| the passat is a joy to drive |
| _almost_ as fun as the audi a4 |
| i want the passat!!! |
| the cupholders are great, also |
| Audi A4 with cloth seats about the same price as passat |
| same engine... |
| uh the audi's were all like 32 around here |
| if you aren't totally in need of leather... |
| I put 90210 in the website |
| 90503 |
| prices don't change on the website |
| but I believe it... |
| wacky west coast |
| i really liked that passat... |
| i enjoy driving renae's |
| there is that turbo lag... |
| colors you like? |
| this "blue alachamite" or something that RULED |
| half gray, half blue, half greenish |
| is that navy? |
| ah |
| I like the navy |
| i loved the sturdy construction and all the little features |
| so many little things that are great |
| the cupholders are nice |
| the center console thing is not one of my favorite things |
| yeah, very similar to honda's though |
| nissans is tre' stylish |
| by the center console, I mean only the armrest |
| ah |
| thats not really a console |
| I know. I fucked up |
| I'm sorry |
| the engine compartment design was so neat |
| with the batterys and stuff towards the driver, and the drop-out engine |
| the cupholders are very nice in the passat |
| a 9 out of 10 |
| the trunk with the rectangular shape, instead of that stupid shape of the other cares |
| I cannot comment on the trunk. Renae's be a wagon |
| well its rectangular |
| instead of all that wheel stuff getting in the way |
| steel door handles too |
| very nice |
| really neat gauges |
| the instrument cluster has blue lighting |
| windshield wiper timing automatic sensors! |
| many people comment on the coolness of it |
| no auto-dimming mirrors in the GLS, IIRC |
| why didn't you ge renae a GM? |
| renae demands impeccable saftey and sound construction |
| still stunned the passat wins in safety and reliability... |
| those are very important to me |
| renae also got a great deal on her passat. |
| oh, and resale is important to renae. imports generally have higher resale |
| they're about the same with the accord |
| this conversation rocks so hard, i've already taken my pants off and started dancing on the table. OH HELL YEAH |
| no accord wagon |
| and in all honesty, there isn't much of a domestic equivalent to the passat wagon |
| i really hope i can get a deal on a passat |
| I can't help you there... |
| ... so anyway, what is the maximum comment number on an item? this is certainly the longest one yet |
OK, what is up with people writing FAQs for porn anime games?
| aren't they just like "click the rape button" and you win? |
| It works in this manner: almost every time you run into a woman, you will have the opportunity to look at a part of her body. The action you choose will either raise or lower your excite score. When your score reaches the requisite level, you can choose a fantasy and relieve yourself. If you neglect to do this, you will get a nosebleed and pass out(which isn't always a bad thing). |
| well, what happens if you get stuck?! |
| someone needs to write a FAQ |
I'm meeellllltttiiiiiinggg
| : ( |
| I hope your DSL is better in San Jose |
| bad connections make baby jesus cry THIS IS SO STUPID PLEASE EARTHLINK STOP THIS NOODLERY] |
| 404 |
Any chance that Jerry Jones won't force Parcells to take Terrance Newman?
| I would take Newman |
| he's the 3rd best player in the draft, IMO |
| Rogers, Suggs, Newman |
| True, but the Dallas defense is not in dire need of a first-round pick |
| I'd concur with your list, actually |
| what do they need? o-linemen? |
| they're solid at skill positions (... and/or developing at those positions (QB)) |
| CB might be their weakest area |
| they signed Bryant Westbrook last season for heaven's sake |
| I just think they should get more fat people on their team. Its Texas! |
| they cut aaron gibson, no? |
| so much food in texas... |
| its just so conducive to obesity |
| eat cows for lunch |
| so who's #4? |
| hehe... grossman! ;) ;) |
| I would take grossman over palmer |
| but leftwich?! |
Hmm, I didn't expect the results on this poll....
| I voted for the winner |
| waaay too much makeup |
| the big prominent face bones look is weird |
Hehehe
| John-John Mackey and the Storm-Tracker Accu-cast |
| one of my all time favorite SNL skits |
The Marketing Wonks Have Gone Crazy
| Xtasy 9500 Pro, powered by ATI’s RADEON™ 9500 PRO VPU with 128MB DDR memory WILL BLOW YOU… AWAY! ATI’s TRUFORM™ technology makes heaving orbs more ample and well-endowed… while HYPER Z™ II saves bandwidth for mo’ righteous performance in your more demanding sit-e’ations… ATI’s SMOOTHVISION, anti-aliasing, KICKS THE CRAP out of ‘visual distortion,’ and sends that BI-A-TCH crying home to mama! |
| (thank you, TMOL) |
| The part is the fine print: "This product comes with a lifetime warranty, and toll-free tek-support." |
note to self
| but should not be eaten |
| that sounds like a paint color on a hyundai |
| http://www.arcticsilver.com/as3.htm |
| you know, when you're at the point where you're tempted to eat thermal compounds, no amount of notes or other help will ever correct your deap-seated problem |
| email to arctic silver: |
| > I accidentally ate some artic silver. How toxic is it? |
| the response: |
| Very little, with the current version, Arctic Silver 3 actually being |
| a bit good for you. |
| Which version did you decide to try for lunch? |
DWL idea
| On each item on the webpage, the #84, the item number, would link to the item's archive page |
| Often times I would very much like to point people to a singular item |
| But I don't know the URL syntax for archive items |
| yes. archives would be nice |
Where's the link to the archives
| BITCH |
| (tkurc_) | who'da thunk that that Grant Hill trade would work out so well |
| (tkurc_) | what, Hill's played 5 games? |
| (tkurc_) | He's also on pace to become the first player to lead the league in rebounds and blocks two years in a row. |
I'm picking Texas to win the NCAA this year
| Kentucky! |
Tony, how's Skies of Arcadia Legends coming?
| I am stranded on an island |
| the whale came and fucked things up |
| Yay |
| Kind of an unexpected turn, eh? |
| no |
| : ( |
| what, did you write the story? |
Brand New FAQs on Ikari Warriors I, II and III today on GameFAQs
| Link only good for February 24th |
| For those not in the know, those are old-old top-down NES army shooters |
DWL Bug/Issue
| Max line length in IRC > Max line length in DWL |
| see my first comment on item #76 |
| in IRC, the line went on for another sentence |
Funky Idea
| DWL-based IRC client |
| Where each item is a tab |
| and pictures are shown in-line in chat |
| obviously it wouldn't be "IRC" |
| just a chat program based on DWL formatting, display, editting, and items |
| Disclaimer: Idea not for internal consumption by people who know anything about computers |
| I don't get it |
| Imagine each item is a tab in your IRC client |
| and when you edit comments, they actually get editted |
| in-chat |
| and there's pictures in chat too |
| instead of having to use a browser to see the pictures we post |
| and it uses the same formatting options |
| basically a shift in the chat-paradigm to thread-based chatting |
| interesting indeed |
| think of it more as a DWL-commenting Tool, more than a chat |
Sweet, the NFL really needs this...
| Don't be surprised if the league considers making the combine a television event. Remember, this is a league continually seeking new revenue streams, and the combine might be of interest to some network. Plus there are some scouts who feel that, if the workouts were televised, more players might decide to participate. With one day of workouts remaining it appears as if the changes made by the combine this year, providing more "down" time for |
| back spot was an embarrassment. |
| A welcome supplement to televised draft coverage |
| Mmmm stuff |
| I would like to see televised interviews |
| just too see how dumb some of the players really are |
| I want to watch the faces on the scouts when they see Boldin run a 4.8 40 |
| I can picture them like tapping their stopwatches to see if they broke |
| I think they'd all just sit dumbfounded for a second... |
| ... blink a few times ... |
| ... and then turn around and walk away |
| how about seneca wallace refusing to do WR drills? |
| I thought he was a shoe-in to get drafted by the steelers |
| any word of the Battleship? |
| Battleship was a Junior |
| I think Eric Crouch and Seneca Wallace should form their own league |
| They can throw to the ball to each other |
| and feel fulfilled |
| I think they would each throw the ball to no one |
| incomplete passes |
Question for discussion: Are any of Bob Stoops' Oklahoma Sooners players making it in the NFL?
| Andre Woofolk sounds like he has horrible technique in that scouting report |
| and can I say... Josh Heupel? |
| Tiny Quentin Griffin may not get much attention next year |
| How's Rocky Calmus doing for the titans? |
| oh, I guess there's Roy Williams... heeh |
| I think Rocky Calmus did okay... I think he is blocked by that one dude from Syracuse.. |
| he's a pretty good special teamer |
| QB Ken Dorsey (Miami): Scouts kept trying to find nice things to say about him and basically they ran out of ways to keep from bashing his lack of arm strength. His throwing performance Sunday was disastrous and, that sterling college record aside, one has to wonder now if he'll even be drafted. Great kid but not even a good prospect. |
| I've been saying this for a looooong time |
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| I call this thread The Bicep Compendium |
| I'd like to see Serena Williams versus Ken Dorsey in celebrity boxing |
PAAANTA-ma-LOGGGGG
| like when homer says "saaaxa-ma-phone" |
| PANTAAAAMALOGGGGGGG |
Justin Fargas... First rounder?!
| That's why a player like Southern Cal running back Justin Fargas got such a warm reception Friday when he ran back-to-back 40s with times varying from 4.28 seconds to 4.35 seconds |
| not bad for a running back... he might just be able to keep up with micheal vick |
| .. and run a mean option |
| huh, strange we never heard of this until now |
| must been combinin' it up |
| too bad the falcons already have duckett and dunn |
| maybe in a few years they'll get fargas |
| OUCH, Anquan Boldin had a 4.8ish 40... for a WR |
| Anquan ain't getting drafted |
| How about that Boller running a 4.6 |
| My money says Boller is the best QB of this year's class 8 years from now |
Continuing our theme of "barely covered"
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| mmm faithy |
I think Tracy McGrady is stoned
| I wonder if pot does make people play basketball better |
| heh, Kevin McHale and Robert Parish on drugs is a funny thought |
| (RobertParish) | me called cheif for piece-pipe prowess |
| nice alliteration there, 00 |
| if only you had spelled "peace" properly... wtf is a "piece-pipe" ? a gun that you can put tobacco in? and its chief not cheif... |
| comedic effect is lost on you |
| you going to tell me the grammar is bad on that one? |
| you wax and wane between brilliance and ignorance so often its impossible to tell when you're trying to be funny |
Dual-Asking both Conversatron and TMOL ist VERBOTEN!!!
| did you find that? |
| if so, you should post it |
| heheh |
| yeah I read them both |
| that would be the lame |
| And we're, proud to bring, you continuing coverage, from, our affiliates. |
NEWS: the earthquake has been rumored to have captured W-
| ransom set at $15 |
| meh, too rich for my blood |
| a sexy earthquake |
| egads! he has excaped |
| doh |
| mmm egads |
| (tkurc|wt) | includes... |
| (tkurc|wt) | Acura Integra! |
| (tkurc|wt) | VW Passat! |
| (tkurc|wt) | PT Cruiser! |
| (tkurc|wt) | Ugh |
| (tkurc|wt) | morons |
| chick: that Integra... is so sexy |
| me: you are correct |
| acceptable strikethrough usage ^? |
| YES!!! |
| doh^2 |
| doh^2 |
| doh^3 |
| it just ain't my day |
jamal mashburn is pretty clutch
| that is all |
Apparently there was an Earthquake last night
| in LA? |
| Aye, but I sleep through most everything |
| yeah... so I noticed... |
| bwahahaha |
| The people on the TV machine are saying their beds were a-shakin' |
| maybe it was the caffeine |
| Mike Tirico is not a cafffeine addict! |
| says you |
| Until I master ventriloquism, thats all I can do |
I can tell you want me to add a <big> markup
| At that point we can just call it the Pokeylog |
| INDEED!!! |
| PANTS |
| impressed? |
| mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| Note to reader: I use strike-out for Pokey-like emphasis, Tony uses it for.... ? ... editted comments? |
| I'm not sure if I'm too smart or too dumb for pokey |
| You're too practical for Pokey |
| the fact that I enjoyed "Chairman of the Board" implies I am too dumb |
| I have to admit, strikethrough was more for you than it was for me |
| You're always so eager to please me |
| ... I mean... |
| uh..... |
| hehe now we're a gay blog! |
| well, I meant, it was more for you to use |
| everyone will enjoy your comedic use |
| so, in essense, it is for me also |
| Remember kiddos, if you find something with strike out hard to read since the text is small, hold Ctrl and scroll down on your mouse wheel! |
| I have no mouse wheel |
| NO BIG TEXT FOR YOU!! NEXT! |
| NEVERMIND! Changing text-size in IE doesn't work on our pants... must be a CSS thing |
| yeah, its set to 10pt |
| font nazi |
| if you use the display control panel to increase your fonts, it will work |
| Psh. Who's gonna do that |
| thats like saying "hey if you jews can jump 100 ft straight in the air and travel near the speed of light you can escape" |
| font nazi |
| yeah... holocaust humor ain't really my style |
| still too soon? |
| I dunno... Can't explain it. |
| I'll try again in 10 years |
| I'm still touchy about the crusades! |
| franky, the burning of the library of alexandria still gets on my nerves |
strike-thru in effect
| use ` |
| i would have suggested &ersands& |
| yeah, good idea. &'s are very commonly found in dynamic links |
we have webalizer
| l/p: admin/rock |
| I think the access control will keep those inktomi fucks out |
| unless their crawlers are really fucking good |
| OK, am I just stupid, or like, have a bunch of people visited this place? |
| well, you might be stupid... |
| but it would appear many people have |
| USERS, I KISS YOU |
| Also, GO IE6! |
| What the hell kind of browser is "Frontier/8.0.5 (WinNT)" |
| And why didn't I hear about the first 7 versions! |
| I changed it to update every 10 minutes now |
| Thats a lot of updating, I don't know if I can keep up! |
| _you_ don't have to check every 10 minutes |
| But.... but..... :( |
| ampersand can be for underline |
| yeah, double underscore happens in urls, doesn't it |
| aye |
| so does ampersand... In dynamic links |
| hmmm |
| Almost 10 MB of bandwidth served... at this rate we'll never win the award :( |
| OK, how about double @'s |
| man, URLs use a lot of characters |
| we also need ¥bold¥ someday ;) |
| I'm still not convinced I'm not stupid |
goofiest looking player in the nba
Poll Results
Total votes: 2
| Gheorge Muresan |
| he isn't in the league anymore |
| his ghost is |
| nonsense |
| Don't fuck with The Ghost of Gheorge Muresan |
| or the Jesus |
| Yeah, same thing |
| your thoughts on webalizer? |
watching bucks/sea
| not quite the soap opera I expected |
| how did it happen that there are two people named ervin (or earvin) johnson |
| the sonics have a lot of white guys |
| WANG |
I think CarrotTop's movie is funny
| CarrotTop's movie? imdb link me |
| highlighted by him wearing a skirt to play tennis |
| you have been IMDBed |
| also don't miss: Carrotblanca or Pia Carrot either, or even Carrot Queen |
| are these carrot fetish porn? |
| you can tell imdb loves carrottop, look at the photo they have of him on their profile of him: |
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note to Rick Carlisle
| your new name is rick argyle |
| (RickCarlisle) | OK |
| (RickArgyle) | mmm much nicer! |
| send complaints to shut.the@fuck.up |
| (RickArgyle) | the upper peninsula gets its own country code now? |
| yes |
| that was one of the stipulations in Mariucci's contract |
| U R GUAY |
| is that supposed to be "U R GUAM"? |
| huh, i didn't realize there's a .nato country code |
| is there a .seato? |
| but NATO's web site is www.nato.int |
| seato? south european atlantic treaty organization? |
| no, see this |
| disbanded 1977 |
| probably no TLD |
| oohhhhh yeah |
| remember that |
| rather "i rememeber that" |
| when the item letter is "i" its hard to type "i, i remember that" |
| i don't like to stutter |
| you need to unlearn what you have learned |
| then there's OPEC |
| which most people remember is oil related |
| but can't get the acronym right |
| because they think the O is for Oil |
| C is countries |
| Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries |
| ah |
| we need a @google |
| i have the google toolbar on my browser windows, i'm fine |
| I am too lazy to ALT-TAB |
| on the dual monitors, i always have a browser up |
| yes, but that requires switching focus from irc client |
| so i don't think i'll be coding that in |
| you'll have to do it yourself |
| you know perl? |
| i think i have an Aunt Merl |
| close enough |
| that was < funny |
| eh, we're so far down on this item no one will ever notice |
| ummm.. that implies that someone does read this |
| God does |
| I should get webalizer going |
| the logs are still going, right? |
| logs are, yes |
| but no nice parser and frontend |
| well as long as the data is being collected, its no big deal as to when we finally process it |
| thats right.. we can use Napolean's time machine to go to the future and look at it |
| i don't understand why he didn't go into the future and use a machine that made him taller |
| what makes you think he isn't taller? |
| because i am infinitely tall |
why do people consider George Karl such a great coach
| Bucks sure do suck |
| they have since he got there |
| he totally botched the international competition too |
| they sonics were just as good after he left |
| isn't he like one of the highest paid coaches? |
| yeah |
| maybe he knows mike riley |
| maybe they are the same person |
| I think Rick Carlise is a good coach |
| and yes, I don't know ho to spell his last name |
| i think you're just missing one L... Carlisle |
| he should just make it Rick Karl |
| or Rick Argyle |
| hmmm i like that |
Cool: ESPNews top headlines now in ESPNMotion
| I'd appreciate this daily |
plans for the tony branch of dwl
| web voting |
| can we call it twl? |
| or Towel? |
| asynchronous weblog.com updates |
| strikethrough |
| asynchronous updates :) |
| yay |
| twl rules |
| Towel absorbs all of the links you spill in your IRC channel! |
| how about automatic pants-side caching of linked imagse? |
| worried about copyright... |
| more-so than deep-linking? |
| we're a pretty minor site |
| pretty minor? |
| heheeh |
| frankly, i'm not convinced we even exist |
Yahoo! News - Entertainment Photos - Reuters
| Is justin timberlake dressed like a sailor? |
| I think its a mix of Sailor/Eminem |
| the hood thing |
| yeah, I remember when I said I thought Kylie Minogue was a fox |
| and matt made fun of me |
| how the tables turn |
| there is a non-trivial quantity of booby showing in that photo |
| matt's opinion of women is strange |
| yeah, her videos are excellent |
| the pattern seems to be: tony says hot, matt says bah; 6 months elapse; matt says hot, tony says bah |
| it looks like this photo was snapped whiel kylie was pushing her elbows against her breasts and shaking her torso to and fro |
| you know, the shimmy thing |
| he looks less like a sailor in this one  |
| the pattern seems to be: matt gets confused about whats hot, matt never gets any action |
| I mean, his outfit |
| sailors love to grab asses |
| god, she's two inches more crouching from having her entire ass hang out |
| you say that like its a bad thing |
so, I asked Renae about things she didn't like about her Passat
| and there isn't much she doesn't like |
| hmm |
| for one, the turbo lag is something that takes a while to get used to |
| but is only annoying from 1-5 MPH |
| our '90 passat had real jerky gear changes |
| this one is quite smooth |
| and the tiptronic is fun (one of the best man-umatics) |
| kinky |
| at the very least, I would suggest test driving one |
| quite a pleasure to drive |
| i really enjoyed driving the '90 passat |
| its been extensively redesigned since |
| well duh |
| not well duh |
| the beetle was like 30 years without a redesign |
| one could tell by just looking at a passat that its extensively different from the old passat |
| the BMW 5 series has gone quite a few years w/o a redesign |
| its the german way |
| the '90 passat ended up having a lot of electrical problems |
| the hidden side of german enginering |