I think Dallas' running backs may be worse than the QBs
 | I'd agree with that |
 | troy hambrick is a big fat dufus |
| and aveon cason is their 3rd down back |
| MARTY MORNINWEG loved aveon cason |
| I dislike cason because he is who the Lions kept instead of James Mungro |
| mmm mung |
| they sure are chalked full of Ohio State Receivers in dallas |
| surprised they didn't go after david boston |
| on a related note |
Further Proof of the Decline of Western Civilization
| Link is to a report about the upcoming film "Mr. and Mrs. Smith"... to quote Reuters new service: |
| "The Simon Kinberg-penned project, which Doug Liman ("The Bourne Identity") is attached to direct centers on a bored married couple who discover that they are enemy assassins hired to kill each other." |
| Note the incredible similarity to M. Doughty/Soul Coughing's Screenwriter's Blues... |
| An overly sarcastic and dramatic look at the state of the entertainment industry, which includes the lyric: "I am going to Los Angeles to build a screenplay about lovers who murder each other" |
| Alas, Hollywood has now become an incarnation of its own satire. |
| I can't frigging believe Freddy vs. Jason is the #1movie in america |
| I heard the actor who played Freddy on the radio today, he was like, yeah, we expected to do well on video sales and such... it was a big frigging surprise to us! |
| and yes, "frigging" is the word of the day |
 | Freddy v Jason was extremely awesome |
| "Man, that goalie was pissed about something." |
| yeah, I want to go see it |
| saw it twice on opening day |
| wow, you could have bought the DVD for that price |
| and I'm anxiously awaiting "Jason X2: Jason in Time." I hope they make that |
| a matinee and a student, came out to $11 |
| I heard rumors of another Freddy and Jason with Evil Dead characters |
| saw that too. Man, they should just go with it. Jason X and FvJ have been totally fan service and its paid off |
| if it makes too much money, it will be spoiled by damn movie execs |
| like the whole comic book movie thing |
Odd thing for my brain to notice on the drive home...
| "Hey that car looks like Warren Sapp!" |
 | I can't explain it either |
| did the car have gigantic diamonds hanging off the side mirrors? |
Bizarre Television
| I'm watching South Park and all of a sudden, Comedy Central starts showing religious choir stuff |
| The PBS signal hijacked the Comedy Central channel.... very very strange |
| An emotional rendition of Amazing Grace is so out of place in the middle of an episode of South Park |
| It switched back suddenly a few minutes later |
| But the damage was done |
I would like to play a massively multiplayer dynasty of NCAA football 2004
| like, play whole seasons, and recruit against one another |
| the only issue to resolve is real-life scheduling of the games |
| but the overhead of coordinating would be a pain |
| but if you could play the season non-linearly, it would help |
| yeah, but polls don't work well like that |
| every time you log in, you play against any one of the 13 teams you're scheduled to play that week or month (each league sets its period) |
| maybe if you can't play that often you get stuck in some worthless mid-major |
| and maybe make the Motor City Bowl |
| the role of the casual gamer rears its head again... the idea that the best player, who can only play a little bit, doesn't achieve much plagues all MMOs |
| But, I would play this as well |
| I'm amazed that some people spend their $12 a month in SWG sitting in a room clicking menus |
| The competition would be QUITE fierce... |
| Most MMOs promote cooperation... that one would not |
| unless you have assistant coaches |
| What a shit job that is |
| hey, they could recruit |
| This is starting to become really complicated |
| or one person play D, the other O |
| Frankly, a purely recruiting MMO would be a ton of fun :) |
| Simulate all the games |
| I am a sucker for speed |
| I'm a sucker for awareness |
| my fullback has 89 speed. he can't block, or turn, and fumbles like a madman |
| but he shore can run |
| gets mental image of a madman fumbling repeatedly |
| yeah, that is a fun mental image |
| He just gets so pissed at the ball, talks to himself, then finally wanders off to drink a lot of whiskey |
| Now THAT would be a great MMO |
| fumbling madman? |
| Fumbling Madman Online |
| I was just thinking earlier today how SSX was one of the most enjoyable games I ever played |
| yeah, a lot better than BMX XXX |
| which I saw for sale for $9 |
| I rock SSX so hard |
| I'm a mad trickin' hypermonkey |
| which are you better at, SSX or Crazy Taxi? |
| SSX by an order of magnitude |
| Foiba was a CT master |
| I mean, I can beat the crap out of CT, but I can play SSX in a transcendent way |
| do you get in the zone? |
| The game gets in MY zone. |
| I used to get in the zone in the NES tetris. I didn't even need to look directly at the screen |
| Wait a second |
| You don't like SSX |
| Or Tony Hawk |
| Why did you post this? |
| I think it was the digital boobs |
| They are ample |
| and I don't have a raging hate for the genre |
| No, just a unwillingness to play |
| I unlocked most of the cutscenes in BMX XXX |
Think EA will have a tough time getting a player to endorse madden in 2005?
| Money? Money. Money money? Money, money money, money... money! |
| so you say no |
| Money |
| Put a Gramatica on the box |
| Put them both on the box, making out |
| they sure do get hurt a lot |
I solved my No-Lions situation, sans DirecTV
| 3-hour phone call to your dad or cronin on game-day? |
| videotape |
| Go to a sports bar? |
| Videotape from who? |
| parents! |
| So a few days late? Lame. |
| I am a donkey loving gay master man of sissy fanciness |
| directv is not user friendly enough |
| elaborate |
| for one, 2 bills, one for interweb, one for tv |
| lame |
| for two, I'm renting, and the Circuit City guy said that complicates things |
| Just gotta get permission from the property owner. Anyone else in your apartments have a dish? Then its no big deal |
| also, I like to tivo one show and watch another, the Circuit City guy claimed that may be problematic |
| having the TV upstairs also Directv also could be a pain |
| just gotta get a two-tuner DirecTV unit, just like you have to otherwise |
| Wow you have stairs? |
| yes |
| townhouse, yo |
| You must be fatter than I thought |
| So you have digital cable then? |
| yep |
| Going to sports bars >> Watching parent-recorded video tapes |
Yet Another Useful Disclaimer
| On the bottom of a Coors Light commercial was the disclaimer: "You must be at least 21 year old to visit coorslight.com" |
| It was so barely visible |
| huh |
I hear J-Pep is approaching 300 pounds
| Thats a big, nasty, fast, DE |
| and a even bigger power forward |
| Was drafted at 275, so I guess its not that big of an increase... |
| Actually, web reports have him from 260 lbs to 285 lbs at last years draft |
| would you take peppers or freeney? |
| Peppers |
| Freeney is great, but J-Pep is a transcendent athlete |
| yeah, me too |
| Peppers has more of a game than "speed rusher" |
| Freeney might put up better stats |
| But Peppers transforms the game |
| One of the very few DEs who pose a major sack threat for non-speed reasons |
| And he can do that too |
| robert porcher is pretty good |
| I'm kind of excited about kalimba edwards this season |
| he also apparently got huge |
| That d-line has achance |
| detroit? |
| Aye |
| yeah, looks good on paper |
| the LBs and DBs are another matter, but yeah... |
| LBs will be solid |
| I think you want your LBs to be fluid |
Larry David and I are such kindred spirits
| On a Curb Your Enthusiasm, Cheryl: "You're going to talk to people? I thought you hated talking to people" |
| Larry: "I only hate talking to people I know, I have no problem talking to stangers" |
| So true. |
| I'm one of the few people who watches Curb Your Enthusiasm and thinks Larry behaves appropriately |
| I am also |
| Batman |
| versus |
| ... I'm not gonna say |
| The Batwang? |
| I heard it really takes a beating... |
| dude, just watch it. |
| I don't watch videos from the internet |
| it's SFW |
| San Francisco Wang? |
| Safe For Work, professor |
| Sitting alone in my apartment with minimal clothing on, I don't see how that has any importance |
| just a general description that means it has nothing to do with batwangs |
| I don't watch videos from the internet |
| and pretty much everything to do with being a $30,000 indie short of Batman fighting Aliens and Predators |
| See, proves my point again |
| Videos from the inter-net are stupid |
| it's great, the costumes are fantastic |
| sure thing, fancy boy |
| I don't know what's 'fancy' about a guy in a great Predator costume getting punched in the knees by a guy in a great Batman costume |
| especially after the Joker just got eaten by an Alien |
| Videos from the inter-net are stupid |
| it's very professional, it's a video resumé for this guy to show he can make awesome movies |
| professional stupid is nonetheless stupid |
| and you realize why I don't comment on your endless NFL threads |
| lack of necessary prerequisite knowledge? |
| excess sassy? |
| tremendous self-hated and lack of self-esteem? |
| HAHAHA no... "Professional Stupid" sums it up |
| (hatred rather) |
| Perhaps if it was inter-net football, you might have something there |
| but yes, enjoyment of football is not an acceptable thing in the indie lifestyle |
| I enjoy football just fine, I just hate living in a football town. The only consolation is that, through charging people to park on our lawn, they're paying me to sit on the porch, drink and grill hamburgers |
| football town? football state. ... football region... football nation! |
| alas indie films of fictional things fighting each other on the internet are not able to capture the interests of nations, regions, states, nor towns |
| not to mention the fact you can't drive anywhere on fucking "Game Day" and you get sass from people for wearing your orange polo shirt because you forgot we were playing OSU that day |
| its ok. |
| jesus loves you. |
| man, you're acting like you give a shit about anybody else in this country |
| this man's creative endeavor involving Batman and a Predator is awesome, that's what this is all about |
| this was posted on diaweblog, like eons ago |
| Further proof of stupid |
| http://mesh.diaweblog.com/item?id=9372 |
| Eons = 18 days... I'd love to hear you talk about time in a geological or cosmological sense, then |
| I said like |
Michigan Ranked #4In AP Poll ?!?!!?!?
| Idiot AP |
| Just a note: a KSU/MICH championship game would be awfully cool |
| But I'm still leaning to OU/MIA as my preseason pick, same as I said 9 months ago |
New York City - Blackout Traced To Ohio
| Ohio sucks once again |
ScienceDaily News Release: Using The Internet May Harm, Not Help, People Find A Job
| Contrary to popular belief, using the Internet may not improve a person's chances of finding a job. That surprising finding will be presented Tuesday (Aug. 18) during a session on economic sociology at the annual meeting of the American Sociological Association in Atlanta by Christine Fountain, a University of Washington doctoral student. |
| "While the Internet makes it very easy to find job postings, employers are becoming overwhelmed by a glut of resumes from applicants. They have to balance the ease of applications against the cost of screening all the applicants. And as the number of applications increase, the more employers may need to rely on recommendations from people who know applicants," she said. |
| "Social contacts are really important in finding jobs. People are joining online communities, and acquaintances, such as professional contacts or people they went to school with, can be sources of good information on what is going on in the job market. And as employers continue to get huge stacks of job applicants, personal recommendations become more important as a way to distinguish between potential employees," she said. |
 | SO TRUE! |
So who's Michigan's QB next year after Navarre leaves?
| :( |
| brinton? |
| Brinton is a fifth-year senior this year |
| henson? |
| I think someone drafted him |
| like HOU |
| there's talk about this Matt Gutierrez kid |
| I've heard the name |
| We have a commitment from QB Chad Henne from pennsylvania, he's supposed to be a top recruit |
| "Hen-knee"? |
Who will be the top drafted UofM player?
| Marlin Jackson |
| Surely it can't be Narvarre |
| who is a senior OL? |
| Like 4 of them are seniors, if i recall |
| Pape being the best of the bunch? |
| Davis Bass, Tony Pape, Dave Pearson, and John Stenavich (Jr.) are all noteable |
| Braylon Edwards (WR) could leave for NFL too, he's changed to the #1jersey number this year |
| I'll take Pape as the number 1 michigan pick |
| unless Chris Perry has a monster year |
| Shantee Orr... how big is he? |
| graduated |
| Kashama, I always liked his name. |
| If Navarre puts up statistics like he did last yaer, which were actually pretty darn decent last year, I could see a team that utilizes non-stellar QBs drafting him in the 2nd round... |
| but he has a huge ass |
| like Denver |
| also like Denver |
| Good thing this column isn't syndicated in Denver |
| Demetrius Solomon is the other fifth-year senior OL |
| he's from FLint. such a disappointment |
| and Courtney Morgan |
| I always liked Carl Diggs. He could make it in the Pros |
| like HOU |
Who's the most probable #1draft pick in the 2004 NFL Draft?
| Surely not Clarett (OSU), Kevin Jones (VT), Roy Williams (UT), Navarre (UM)... |
| One of Stoops' defenders? |
| Lee Evans (WIS)? |
| Larry Fitzgerald (PIT)? |
| Marcus Vick (VT) ? |
| who is the worst team in the NFL next year? |
| You mean this year? |
| Arizona or Dallas, I'd say |
| or jacksonville |
| Aye |
| maybe roy williams |
| No clear cut favorite though |
| No one worth taking a dive for |
| some guy from New Mexico won the heisman in my season of NCAA |
| I think the KSU QB will win the Heisman |
| Ell Roberson, the black Eric Crouch? |
| yes. but he won't be drafted number 1 |
| No, you'll have to wait for Pittsburgh |
| So mid-first round |
| Dontrell Moore won the heisman, I think |
| I'd have to agree that a WR or a d-lineman is most probable 2004 #1pick |
| I haven't heard much buzz on any D-lineman |
| Yeah you never really get preseason d-line hype thuogh |
| Takes a few games |
| John Henderson from a couple years back |
| Maybe some dude from Miami, or Tommie Harris from OU |
| that TE from Miami, I hear a lot about |
| Kellen Winslow |
| A #1overall TE ... that's pushing it |
| I agree |
| Thats what Jacksonville would draft |
| they'd draft a Punter |
| a long snapper |
| how about Kevin Jones? |
| I listed him in the first list, probably the best speed back |
| I totally missed that line |
| ARI, DAL, and JAX could all draft an RB... |
| Randy Starks |
| He'll be #1 |
| Well coached kids there in Maryland |
| I read about him in the newspaper. how about Eli Manning? |
| or that Tulane QB |
| Eli has a bad year last year, very disappointing |
| Eli lacks the focus or dedication of his uglier older brother |
Vick hurt?
| Ankle injury... |
| ATL/IND was my tentative super bowl pick |
| Fractured Right Fibula |
| Vicklanta is now a spoiler team |
| TB is the only logical choice in the NFC now |
| SF, NO, PHI, etc. all have serious concerns |
| Vick another victim (vicktim?) of the video game cover curse |
| The need to have NFL Sunday Ticket has just decreased |
| fractured fibula is nothing |
| They're saying 6 weeks minimum |
| thats four regular season games |
| depends on how bad, I guess |
| favre would play through it |
| Its Vick, I don't know how much risk you take |
| I think jack youngblood broke his fibula and didn't miss a down |
| DE != Vick-style QB |
| I know. de's frequently play with broken hands |
| bottomline: ATL is not a good super bowl pick now |
| especially in that division |
| Their first four games are DAL, WSH, TB, and CAR... all except TB are very winnable with Doug Johnson at QB |
| no... not dallas |
| After that its MIN, STL, NO and a bye |
| The first eight games, only 3 are real challenges, I say |
| Give Vick 2 months to get back, at 5-3 |
| Win the rest, go 13-3 |
| how is the ATL defense. Not so good, I think |
| They ROCKED last year |
| they lost ashley ambrose.. |
| kerney and brooking are pretty good |
| I think it was the inept offenses in the NFC that made them look good |
| Frankly, the NFL as a whole is weak this year, the players are distributed in a non-optimal way |
| The front page of ESPN.com at the moment makes me cry |
| me too. I've broken the same bone.. he'll be fine |
| Its such a desperate, lonely, sad image |
| For such a exciting, fun, vivacious young man |
| man, doug johnson is their backup? |
| He played 3 games for them last year, did just fine |
| a FLORIDA QB? |
| Vick was the top projected fantasy point scorer |
Booyeah, got my 2 TVs going
| X-Games and NFL at once, mmmm |
Peloponnesian is a great name for a war
Weekend of Videogames
| Last night we set two TVs next to each other so we could play Silent Hill 2 and Mario Golf at the same time. |
| Now we're bringing over a multimedia projector, setting it up on top of the bunk bed and it'll hit the wall right above and between the two TVs. |
| Hitting Albertson's where you can get the 4 pack of Red Bulls for not that much and we'll just overstimulate ourselves until we go insane. |
| And now that I'm alone in the house for the rest of the week (everyone else is going to Quakecon) I don't even have to go outside to smoke. |
| so perfect, it doesn't even make sense. |
| how is silent hill 2? |
| it's cool, I'm just working through it so we can get started on Silent Hill 3, which clay says is a lot better |
Godzilla is not a villian
| Its a monster, dammit! |
| and we created it |
| WE are the villains |
| Godzilla's a simple creature, trapped in a world he never made. |
There needs to be more jokes about Cocktober
Billingsleys National Champions By Year
| From 1869 to 2003 |
| Top Programs All-Time |
| Top 200 Teams All-Time |
Mmm, Suzy Kolber
| Google loves Suzy too |
| do you REALLY think Suzy Kolber sent that email? |
| here's the original |
| shazam |
| well, I'm convinced. |
how will the 49ers do, sans Mooch?
| Surprisingly well, I say they win their division |
| Erickson will kick 'em up and get some energy out of 'em |
| If they can stay healthy... |
| Garcia hurt... TO hurt... |
| Erikson is sucky... |
| he did wonders with the Seahawks cough cough |
| They could easily do fine with those minor injuries |
| And while Erickson sucks as a coach, the team is intact, as well as the systems, so he's only providing a spark... which is what I think he can do |
| But in a year or two that team will be in shambles |
| But that team doesn't particularly need a lot of head coaching... |
| The Seahawks situation was not entirely Ericksons fault, as well |
| Thats like blaming Marv Lewis for being a horrible coach if the Bengals don't win the Super Bowl this year |
| um. no |
| |
| its like blaming Marty for the Lions sucking |
| Well, obviously, the answer is clear: Everyone sucks!!! |
| if by everyone, you mean your mom |
best team in the AFC East?
| tough division |
| any of them could win it |
| MIA > Jets > NE > Bills, all very very very close |
| Bills defense questionable, NE lacks running game |
| Jets look great in preseason |
| They're great but not Super Bowl material, says me |
| Bills made some defensive upgrades. SPIKES! |
| Pennington looks worth the 1st round pick. |
| Personnel is one thing, I'll believe it when I see them work as a unit... they played the 4-6 last year and sucked, and will continue to do so regardless of personnel |
| the 4-6 seems retarded |
| Yeah Pennington is just about everything you could expect out of a QB |
| if he only had Daunte Culpeppers size... |
| But the Miami running game and defense has what it takes to win a division |
| I don't believe Curtis Martin has what it takes |
| LaMont Jordan might... |
| And their defense is good, but not great |
| and I like the Dolphins. They are why I like the Panthers |
| I hate the Dolphins, but I think they'll go far |
| Panthers are the mini-Dolphins. Power runner, good defense.. Mediocre receivers.. |
| I have salsa all over my shirt |
| SELTZER!!! |
So, how about that Cowboys QB situation?
| if they had Ken Dorsey, he would be their best QB |
| If they had Josh Heupel, same |
| or Charlie Ward |
| I'm thinking Warren Sapp could win the Cowboys QB competition |
| I am just bamboozled at how they did such a bad job finding QBs |
| They tried? |
| their best QB in a while, Anthony Wright, plays for the Ravens now |
| Quincy Carter entered the draft early because he wouldn't have started at Georgia |
| Jerry Jones believes his penis is the best QB on the team |
| well, with the players he fielded, thats probably true |
| It would be fun to rank non-QB pro-bowlers in QB-ability |
| Tom Tupa would win |
| Rank, not pick one |
| win==ranked #1 |
| Randle-El would be #2, followed by Scott Frost |
| How about Urlacher, Ricky Williams, Roy Williams? |
| I'd rank those, Roy, Urlacher, Ricky |
| All-timers... Emmitt, Butkus, Bo Jackson |
| the holder for the Giants would be last |
| HAHAH! |
| Dave Meggett threw a lot for the Giants |
| where would John Madden fit in as an all-time non-QB QB? |
| at age 70 |
| beats the Giants holder by a hair |
| would john madden, age 70, be the best QB on the cowboy's roster? how about arizona? |
| I think Arizona has a better QB situation than Dallas |
| ANSWER THE QUESTION |
| no |
| Hutchinson + Carter < Blake + McCown ? |
| yes. |
| 8=====D |
| its more (hutchinson ^ carter) < (Blake ^ McCown) |
| thats dirty |
| I hope Marquise gets some PT in Arizona |
| math and football, could we make Foiba any less comfortable |
| yes. |
| Marquise is not very high on the current depth chart... |
| like the #7wr |
| arizona WRs ~= dallas QBs |
| they have 0 established receivers. |
| I concur... but being #7among crappy WRs does not bode well |
| he is not #7. he's probably 2 or 3 |
| He's the #4left WR |
| That was last updated 8/11/2003, aka "Today" |
| that can't be in any particular order. Larry Foster used to play for the Lions. He SUCKS |
| he was a bad receiver. ON THE LIONS |
| Well you may think that, but Dave McGinnis doesn't |
| Dave McGinnis is a donkey. |
| Nevertheless, he's in charge of his own depth chart |
NFL Predictions
| At this point, I have it narrowed down to four teams from each conference as my Super Bowl pick |
| NFC: TB, ATL, PHI, SF |
| AFC: MIA, OAK, IND, DEN |
| I think TB vs. MIA is my best bet, but ATL vs. DEN is my "it could happen" pick... but could put IND in for DEN... |
| I don't like TB because repeating is so hard |
| I don't like ATL because they have to beat TB and they're still young |
| I don't like PHI because of their lack of receivers, runners, and defensive soft spots |
| I don't like SF because they lost Mooch |
| I don't like MIA because they fade in December |
| I don't like OAK because they're old and starting to be figured out |
| I don't like IND because of Manning and they never win |
| I don't like DEN because of Plummer |
| Nevertheless, they are my favorites |
| Maybe the deciding factor should be be backups... |
| Lions |
| OK, we know you're hopelessly favoritism swayed in the NFC... give me your AFC thoughts then |
| RAVENS! |
| Lions vs. Ravens would be the most ludricrous Super Bowl ever |
| You think Ravens can beat TB, ATL, SF and PHI? |
| whens the last time there was 2 teams that didn't make the playoffs in the next superbowl? |
| I think the Lions will win their division. In the AFC, I think the Dolphins will win |
| Colts look so good on paper to me |
| If Plummer isn't a fool, the Broncos could go very far |
| I think portis gained too much weight |
| I actually think the Panthers could do well in the NFC |
| NFC is Vick vs. Sapp to me, and nothing more |
| or maybe Peerless Visk vs. Gruden |
| see, the NFC South is the best division in football |
| Saints will be the best 3rd place team in the NFL |
| any of the 4 teams could win |
| I always liked the Saints |
| I think the saints will do worse than last year |
| ... that's all I have to contribute |
| What if we need insight about american fucking apple pie? |
| talk about zombies instead of football? |
| DENIED! |
| I'm only looking forward to college football so I can get paid for drinking on the front porch grilling hamburgers |
| the Zombies are an Arena Football team. They probably won't make the Super Bowl |
| because people pay us to park in our yard |
| I think the Vikings could surprise the Lions |
| running back situation is a little... cloudy for the vikes |
| and the vikes defense is just plain bad |
| In my mind, its the same for the Lions |
| Same with defense for the Lions |
| Lions defense is much improved. All new linebackers.. |
| I'll believe it when I see them work together as a unit and allow less than 500 yards passing |
| well, you won't have to wait much past week one |
| The Cardinals are not fielding an offense this year, I'll see what happens Week 2, Packers |
I really need telekinesis
| I try to use it probably a dozen times a day now |
| I would mainly use telekinesis to slap people upside the head |
MNF posed an interesting question: "Whats the most viewed video clip ever?"
| My first best reaction was the Hindenburg |
| Moonwalk is probably up there as well |
| was this before or after the rain delay? |
| before |
| Test signal! |
| I guess I meant: "whats the most viewed video clip of an event?" |
got ncaa 2004
| can't wait to play warren |
| the greatest games feature looks fricking sweet |
KOTOR
| It's pretty awesome how fast and easy it is to fall as a Jedi. I'm only a Padawan and I'm already lying baldfaced right to the Jedi Council. |
| One of my first assignments was to resolve a family feud between two locals families, which was eventually revealed to be a Romeo and Juliet kind of situation. A few Force-aided lies during the negotiations, and they all kill each other. |
| and there's this Jedi chick who hates me because I just killed her friend who was a fallen Padawn when I could've saved her. |
| I started over a new character named Sassa Bri'tchas just so i could go Dark right away and sass people the whole game. |
| so you're a bad jedi? |
| well, I'm a pretty good Jedi |
| I'm just evil |
| heh. |
| I'm glad I did all that Charisma at the beginning, cuz now my Jedi mind trick gets me whatever I want |
| man, the options available to an evil jedi.... |
| I have trouble with the timeline though. In 4,000 years nothing's really changed |
| and to have the Jedi exist for 20,000 years and have them all wiped out in one movie. |
| final comic is up on Wednesday |
| Huh, guess I don't get it |
| Pretty damn in-jokey |
| MAiSD is a cult comic |
| I'm glad |
| there's still jokes to get, though. the series is always pretty ridiculous |
| huh |
ordered a new computer
| its AWEsome |
| dang SWG costs a lotsa money |
| played SWG with it yet? |
| with all the radial flora options, its quite amazing |
| oops |
| misread |
| thats some good tech support |
| its not bad |
| I mean it genuinely. Its good |
s rule, display yours! you'll get business that way
| It is animal crossing ON CRACK |
| you do a job to get nicer clothes and a house |
| yes its been said a few times that SWG is very similar to Animal Crossing :) |
| but with more dancing fishmen who kill giant creatures |
| the semblance is uncanny |
| as long as you're having fun. whatcha workin' on lately in-game? |
| just got domestic 4 |
| wow nice |
| ave and tide helping you out/ |
| not so much |
| I sell tide hides for fiberplast buying |
| you're a pretty selfsufficient dogman homemaker, eh? |
| I mostly destroy my clothes |
| you set your title to Homemaker under the CTRL-P, Character tab? |
| no |
| you're the boss |
| haha |
| I don't understand crafting experimentation |
| doesn't affect clothes too much... did you read the guide I posted? |
| ask Tide, btw, he's a master of that stuff and would gladly help |
| the guide doesn't get into it really |
| I like killing animals |
| the third page is nothing but experimentation |
| I forgot to tell you. I'm illiterate |
| oooooh, it does help |
| shakes head |
| you in game? |
| yeah, giving tide hides/bones getting clothes from ave |
| runnign missions too |
| I sent a couple of people ave's way |
| in-game people? |
| aye |
| Tide is always complaining she gets more business than he does |
thoughts on the new beg borrow and deal?
| seems like some of the tasks are pretty tough |
| and imo, the chicks are less hot |
warren I am ZINTECC
| the fattest wookiee available |
SWG Info For Tony if he doesn't get email
| Server: Naritus |
| City, Planet: Tyrena, Corellia |
| Start as a Scout |
| If I'm not online, try to /tell Tide that you're a friend of Vol and that he should give you 1000 credits. Tell him I'll pay him back later. |
| hehehe |
| Tony is going to get a bit spoiled |
| I have killed a LOT of butterflies |
SWG: At the moment, I have the most powerful gun on the Naritus server
| A Laser Carbine made by a Master Weaponsmith |
| I can shoot for 1000 damage at the moment :) |
body glove cd wallets. apparently "the bomb"
tivo is my friend
| that is all |
| no fair, tivo is my friend too! |
finished harry potter
| not too bad. not quite as good as the 3rd book |
I just saw an advertisement for the hershey amusement park
| they said "come see your favorite hershey characters" |
| ... |
| ?! |
| and they are apparently "the hershey's kiss" |
| "the bottle of hershey's syrup" |
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| all my childhood favorites! |
| Worst. Childhood. Ever. |
| that Hershey's Kiss is trying to eat that little girl |
| but he doesn't know his mouth isn't really open. it just looks like it is. |
| he's just like... oh yeah... cram it in me |