SWG: Time to kill baby bunnies!
 | Hunting Durni's on Corellia right now |
| They're basically bunnies |
| There's a bug right now where the baby animals give the same XP and resources as adults |
| And since babies are very very easy to kill, thats what you want to hunt if you can :) |
 | Thad has been playing the beta for about a month. Yesterday I got a message from him that said "Well, I paid 80 bucks and all I can get to is the login screen. I think I beat the game." |
| I'd argue that beta tester Swiggy was the only person to "beat the game" thus far :P |
| He was able to crash the whole server at will for a while, it was hilarious |
| I was gonna get into SWG but after watching a month of Thad chasing down dewbacks in the tatooine desert, I think I'll just wait for KOTOR |
| sounds like Thad's a bit of an idiot then |
| I knew I was a big dork when I walked in and he said "I just got a DL-44" and I said "That's what Han Solo uses" |
| mumble mumble pistols mumble suck mumble mumble |
| of course, the thing blew up in his hand a week later when they introduced that patch that wouldn't let you use Han Solo guns unless you had enough skill points in small arms. |
| heh, and they still set those limits far too low |
 | man, why didn't I think of that |
| flavors include tequila and vodka |
this streaker might actually be somewhat hot?!
| (tkurc|ho1e) |  |
| (tkurc|ho1e) | is golden palace paying people to streak? |
| aha, more info |
| its a porn actress |
| you guys clearly haven't been reading Fark |
| fa-ark? |
11-year-old shoots father over chores
| "The bullet that struck Steve Worley [in the chest] failed to break the skin" |
| ?! |
| and that was a .357 |
| kid shoots like a girl |
| clearly not a gamer |
| this is unbeleivable |
| One of the best weekends ever. |
excited for any movies coming out?
| What movies are coming out, and I'll tell you what I'm excited for |
| Terminator 3 |
| Tomb Raider 2 |
| Hulk |
| LOTR 3 |
| Dumb and Dumber |
| I think Dumb and Dumber is out already |
| T3 and LOTR3 please |
| lotsa sequels |
| that one pirate movie with Johnny Depp |
| LXG |
| Debbie Does Sunnyvale |
| Dot com indeed! |
| T3 looks fricking great |
| oh! freddy versus jason! |
| I'm just curious about the storyline, since T2 effectively ended that timeline |
| well, t1 ended the timeline too, right? |
| True, but T2 really ended it |
| or so it would seem! |
| maybe they had off-site backup |
| Also, I'm drunk |
Harry Potter will be at my house tomorrow!
| I like these dark british books |
| they're not afraid to kill |
Report: Date set for next Xbox | CNET News.com
| xbox 2 is so close! |
| 3.5 years? |
| thats close! |
| it says in the article that nvidia hates working with microsoft |
Well?
| yes, I am quite well! |
this game sounds like animal crossing on crack
| made by the same people as Chrono Trigger |
| I am really looking forward to this one |
if you had no consoles, and were to get only ONE which would you get
Poll Results
Total votes: 11
| aka, "what console are you buying, Warren?" |
| actually, matt was telling me he was thinking about an xbox.. apparently stealing games is easy |
| yeah, but hardly any games worth stealing |
| halo.. and.. halo |
| and DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball |
 | Blinx |
| which console has the vibrator ecstasy game? |
| ps2 |
| ... |
| ps2 is a close 2nd for me. Gran Turismo... |
| I practically lived in the Nintendo booth at E3. They've got so many games to look forward to coming out this fall. After Gamecube, I probably prefer X-Box because of X-Box Live |
| and X-Box has KOTOR!! |
| That still due out for September? |
| IGN says July 15, but September is probably more likely |
| Odd, the ETA back in January was September |
I'll see that and raise you one Teen Girl Squad
| "They're, like, do you like Michael Jackson?" said Karen, 14, rolling her eyes. |
| I fold! |
| my favorite was, "One agent kept insisting that he was right when he answered on a quiz that Timberlake was more popular than Destiny's Child." |
| Isn't he? |
| I don't even know who Destiny's Child is |
| I left my 13-year-old-girl days long ago |
| You know not of Beyonce?! |
| not unless she's an unlockable character in something |
| Maybe in Britney's Dance Beat |
| she was also in Austin Powers 3 |
| best quote EVER |
| "This led to the faintly surreal experience of three gentlemen in horsehair wigs examining the meaning of such phrases as "mish mish man" and "shizzle my nizzle", the judge said. |
doh.. if I still subscribed to ign I could see the girls of SARS
| seems like an odd thing to have a "Girls of" |
| I don't think that last sentence was quite right... |
| Foiba, you're the english major, how should I have phrased that? |
| "don't think it'll give 'Girls Gone Wild' a run for its money, despite GGW's legal troubles." |
| what legal trouble? |
| that reminds me.. how about the TATU legal trouble? |
| you can google as well as I can, son |
| "Nearly 100 classic teams dating back to 1924 will be playable in NCAA Football 2004" |
| this was the feature I missed from NCAA 99 |
| "The other instant favorite is the ability to execute eight different user-controlled endzone celebrations" |
| another NCAA 99 feature.... |
| "Other gameplay tweaks inclue double reverse passes, the triple option, and much better special teams play. " |
| warren.. better punting... |
| " Just receive one punt and it's easy to note the difference. " |
| punting was so broken in NCAA 2003 |
| triple option, that is something i like to hear |
| yeah, I tryed to show that bug to the ea guy |
| I hit the guy, but too far for the ball to hit him |
| only PS2 has online play... |
I cancelled my SWG pre-order
| that's all we've been playing in this house past few weeks |
| beta? |
| yeah |
| meh |
| but I agree with you. I'll hold out for Knights of the Old Republic |
| is that for Xbox? |
| Yeah |
| num num |
this could be the worst article I have ever read
| foiba, I hope you write better than this crap |
| I'm not saying that he might not have a point. but this article is very unconvincing |
| like, why aren't NASCAR drivers "asked" to not back cigarette companies? |
| Yeah, the dude thinks he's pretty awesome. |
| And I didn't really read the article. I just assumed it was about some awesome guy since you compared it to my writing. |
| hmm. it could be interpreted as so |
| yeah, I am pretty awesome. |
| Strong Bad impression? |
I got a GBA SP
| its Grrrrreat |
Yeah, you won coach of the year and won 2 central div championships. you are DELETED!
| that Joe Dumars has balls the side of Neptune |
from the "crazy son of a bitch" file...
|  |
| yes, he sewwed up his eyes and mouth |
| with mint dental floss, it would appear |
| might as well be fresh |
| yeah, he can't really brush his teeth like that |
| I'd like to know how he sewed his ears shut. Did he just fold down the top of the ear and sew it or tuck in that little nub and sew it? |
| the little nub would be more effective but, damn, that's some tough cartilage. |
| he sewed through his EYELIDS. I wouldn't put anything past this dude |
Top Secret Recipes - The Sleuth - In-N-Out Secret Code Words
| I thought warren was bullshitting me about this |
| I'm not like you |
| it just sounds like urban legend |
| like, something you tell out of towners |
| akin to the "cure to stepping on the M in the diag" at orientation |
| I'm not like that |
| but perhaps you were duped by a clever local |
| I am smarter than God |
| I'm just a very skeptical type |
Saw a guy smoking a pipe in his car while commuting home
| Very strange |
| was the car on fire? |
| oh yeah.. warren and I saw a burning car in sunnyvale |
| and might I add, the movies don't exaggerate burning cars all that much |
| if you know what I mean |
| *wink wink* |
| oh god cram it in me |
| and how dare you call your 5 minute drive a commute? |
| muahaah |
| actually, you could read that as me describing the pipe-man was commutting, not me |
| what, you read his mind and knew where he was going? |
Wario Ware, inc.
| One of the finest games for the GBA and the single coolest instruction manual ever. |
| is it out? |
| It comes with a full page of character stickers with game secrets hidden behind them. |
| I've had it for a week and a half. |
| so thats a yes |
| Now I can help Wario write a sad going-away song with all these lyric stickers |
| I just got Pokemon. |
| Wario Ware's much better. |
| so I'm told |
| I just unlocked the Flyswatter game from Mario Paint |
| and I unlocked Dr. Wario yesterday |
going to see the Hulk?
Poll Results
Total votes: 6
| such bad. CG. |
| today is "insert random decimal points into your sentences day" |
| every movie has CG in it nowadays, all the really talented people can't be everywhere at once. |
| so then don't make a CG movie |
| paint up lou ferigno again |
| Complaining about the CG is one of the weakest criticisms. Yeah, it doesn't look perfect but neither do video games. |
| 5 bucks, 2 hours. It's not a bad waste of time. |
| there is bad. then there is distractingly bad |
| I don't bother being pretentious about movies anymore. I really don't have the time. |
| but the thing is, painting some beefed up dude green is LESS distracting |
| Yeah, but I want the Hulk to jump around like he does in the comics. |
| you ever see crouching tiger? |
| my Interactive Computer Graphics prof was right... he did ruin movies for me |
| That's why I'm an English major. |
Carmelo, soon to be a Detroit Piston!
| (tkurc|ng) | not a bad trade the pistons made |
I whooped Tony in NCAA 2003, Five Games, Five Wins for the W-
| My wishbone offense is unstoppable |
| He had a brief, and busy, two day stay at my Sunnyvale estate |
| I was drunk |
| just kidding, I got whooped, fair and square |
so foiba, how was E3?
| Nintendo had a lot of cool games that used the gba |
| that ff game looks like it uses it well |
| The pac-man game is a lot of fun, where 3 people play as ghosts with limited visibility and the 4th uses the gba to play as pac-man. The gba player can see everything. |
| oh man, that sounds awesome |
| too bad I don't have 3 friends |
| The Pac-man game has "vicious drinking game" written all over it. |
| like monkey glider! |
why having "A TEAM" is better
| when they win, its so much better |
| warren enjoys cheering for whatever team is cool to cheer for at the time |
| whats the fun in that? wow, they always win. |
Goth kids sure love marilyn manson
| He's their Jesus |
| have you ever felt the urge to dress like your favorite pop star? |
| Not in the least |
| when i was like 5, my mom was giving my sister a perm |
| I had her put a curler on my bangs to give me "a curl like micheal jackson" |
| I think thats the extent of my.. uh... whatever |
| and the curl didn't take |
| I am so glad this is now on the internet |
| wait, this is on the internet?! |
| at least I ain't in denial |
WANT TO KILL IPOD COMMERCIALS!!!!
| RARARRRR |
| Yes. |
 | RARRRRRRR |
| oh man. they make me change the commercial |
the Hulk movie looks HORRIBLE
| thats the worse CG I've seen lately |
funniest thing I heard on the simpsons
| Homer: do you want to change your name to homer junior? |
| I just heard "Even my boogers are spicy" tonight |
| That made me chortle |
| Homer: the kids could call you Hoju |
looking forward to fast and furious 2?
Poll Results
Total votes: 14
| that movie was a lot better that I thought it would be |
| fast and furious 1, I mean |
Fortune Cookies
| I got two fortune cookies with my chinese food today. |
| their packaging is still stuck together. |
| I don't know which one to open because I don't know which one is mine. |
| whichever is the more bleak, lonely, depressing fortune... that, Foiba, is yours |
| sounds like a wager. |
| or... is it? |
| blah |
| blah? |
| I'm not fond of vagina-lashes |
| why not? |
| what'd they ever do to you?! |
| tickle me? |
| vagina eyeballs are a-ok? |
will this matrix movie be a success?
| I don't mean make a lot of money success |
| I don't think you're gonna be disappointed if you pay your money, especially if you're still getting away with Student prices. |
| and I'm gonna have fun playing the game right after seeing the movie. |
| part of me worries that this is going to be a Back to the Future 2 type sequel |
| I liked Back to the Future 2. |
| the animatrix was pretty interesting, though |
| you're comparing Back to the Future 1 to Matrix 1 ?? |
| ... |
| I see no problems with the analogy |
| Well, he thought X1 was better than X2. |
| the Matrix sequel will have massive ass-kicking |
| Any movie with massive ass-kicking cannot suck |
| Um. Kickboxer 2? |
| Movies based on a time-travelling Biff are possibly suck |
| WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST VAN DAMME? |
| I don't think he was in that one |
| Yet |
| no, he was |
| wait. that imdb entry be confusing |
| that's the nature of Van Damme. he's like a James Bond without class, just fucks up everything. |
| someone let Van Damme WRITE a movie? |
| someone let him write SEVEN movies!!! |
| he pretty much just kicked people in the face til a movie came out. it's not like his movies are hard to write. |
| a movie came out of the face he was kicking? |
| as opposed to the ass? |
| thats where Lucas' movies have been coming from |
| I'd buy "Howard the Duck" on DVD before "Episode II." |
| they're bringing howard the duck to DVD?... OMG! |
| right after they release the Star Wars Holiday Special |
my parents had a birthday party for me today
| they got me one of the laminated diplomas |
| my high school gave us a diploma the size of a credit card in addition to the full-sized one |
| thats odd |
| like, if we were ever carded and needed proof that we graduated from high school. |
| does it have a magnetic strip? |
| nah, it's just a tiny little laminated diploma. I got a card for being an Eagle Scout that looked exactly like a credit card though. |
| I have one of those also! |
Spam is becoming interesting
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| got this for our party tomorrow. |
| |
| what are you filling it with? |
| Racial violence. |
| wait. |
| "Candy" |
| that show is funny |
| it like asks you questions, then stops the show waiting for you to answer |
| I'd never heard of her. We were just browsing the pinata section and saw this little black girl. |
| I think that she is like, not a specific race |
| I would fall asleep watching Ducktales, and that show would come on. |
| it happened more than once |
Birds of Prey
| The last ten minutes of the Birds of Prey series finale is probably the most important ten minutes ever filmed. |
| Tears come to my eyes just like I was a little girl. |
| Huntress is being held captive by Harley Quinn, buying time for Alfred to disable the security system. Once that's down, Huntress starts trashtalking and then all of a sudden, Batgirl (once paralyzed below the waist but now using a cybernetic device that lets her move her legs and kung-fu the crap out of people) and Dinah (the new girl who uses her psychic powers to kung-fu people) come swinging in through the clock tower glass. |
| All the action set to TATU's "All the Things She Said." |
| There's all this slo-mo fight stuff, and Harley Quinn and Batgirl jumping around on wires, Huntress beating up cops. |
| I realize they had to cancel the series after one season, but goddamn they ended with a firecracker. |
| ne'er saw it |
warren. I think there is a market for an "unofficial suzy kolber website"
| we get a lot of hits for variations of suzy kolber |
| "Suzy Kolber Pictures", "SUZY KOLBER" |
| I worry that there are legions of people out there just like warren |
| evidenced by "TINA FEY NUDE" |
| and "suzy kolber naked", "suzy kolber nude" |
| there are far freakier things that people find attractive posted on the internet |
| i'm not sure what any such unofficial suzy kolber page might include, as images of her are sparse on the internet |
| or are we talking a more general "cute smart brunettes with short hair" appreciation page? |
| Shannon Sharpe is a fan too,  |
| and you can't argue with this,  |
| wonder if either are single |
| Tina Fey is married to Jeff Richmond |
| I would include "poofy-type" in your description of hair |
thoughts on X2?
| I thought the first was better |
| and that nightcrawler totally stole the show |
| X2 was pretty much the most awesome X-men movie I've ever seen. I'm a huge X-men fan and I hardly liked the first one. |
| and what, WOLVERINE didn't steal the show? or MAGNETO? |
| Magneto had the best lines. |
| Maybe you fell asleep after the first five minutes. |
| I admit, the wolverine fight scene was badass |
| but the nighcrawler in the whitehouse was my favorite part of the movie |
| but after that, Nightcrawler did nothing that wasn't expected of him. "Oh, we need some dude who can teleport. Luckily we just met Nightcrawler." |
| I think Wolverine and Magneto, through both words and actions, were more entertaining. |
| I can't ever remember what magneto did |
| I liked Rebecca Romijn acting as... hot chick |
| It's not worth arguing with you because you obviously just fell asleep halfway through. |
| I think I might have... thats so odd |
| I was sad to see Lady Deathstrike die |
I hear the Packers signed Eric Crouch off waivers
| and the shocking thing is... they plan to let him compete at QB |
| wisconsin is too close to canada |
| ain't the CFL folks |
| I bet they sucker him into playing receiver |
| you know, him starting the retire/unretire thing at his age... |
| he could capture the all time record for retirements |
| I think he signed himself up for a good old fashioned brainwashing |
| you think that teams have like brainwashers on staff? |
| I bet thats why the Saints traded Turley |
| too drugged up to get brainwashed |
What if all of the teams in the NFL went 8-8 next year
| Might need to try doing this in Madden or something |
Mmmm empty apartment
where went warren?
| did he move, perhaps? |
| If I know Warren, he picked a fight with some of those space chimps, and then got grounded. |
| a feces throwing fight, or a fist fight? |
| If I know space chimps, I'd say shivs. |
| space shivs. |
| mad that we didn't wish him a happy birthday? |
|  |
| I really need that table. And also the levitator bed on the 'Haunted Furniture' page |
| is this for people building haunted houses? |
| or just Rob Zombie? |
| Or just for people who like having really awesome stuff. |
| very rich people |
| One, two liquor stores. That table is yours. |
| Skelerector just sounds dirty |
| Skeletons have needs too. Just cuz they're dead on the outside doesn't mean they're dead on the inside. |
| um. I can see the inside. Looks dead to me |
| Racist. |
| the skeleton hates white people? |
| No, they hate you. |
best moves on draft day
| subbing chris berman for suzy kolber. |
| player's roundtable. jon jansen seems really smart |