
worst moves on draft day
![]() | Mike Martz's hair |
![]() | 100000 NFL Europe commercials |
![]() | the Mayne event |
![]() | showing clips of video games |
![]() | interrupting coverage with baseball no-hiter |
![]() | I have soured on Charlie Rogers |
![]() | Millen: make the move |
![]() | The new Mario Kart lets you choose two characters: one drives and one shoots. |
![]() | It's also supposed to support network capabilities, so you can link lots of Cubes together |
![]() | man, this game is gonna kill us so bad. |
I can't stand any Hockey announcer/analyst/commentator/etc
![]() | they're all ugly hick canadian-accented morons |
![]() | uh |
![]() | Don Cherry |
![]() | <--- mmm angsty |
![]() | oh god i hate him even more |
![]() | he defines a new genre of hateage |
![]() | you are the stupid |
![]() | I guess ugly canadians just ain't my thing |
![]() | or crazy loud old men who wear yellow suits |
![]() | Don Cherry revolutionized hockey. |
![]() | What was hockey before this dude came around? The pre-puck days when guys just hit each other in the face with sticks? |
![]() | cuz I think he ruined the game. |
![]() | Maybe he's the one that give it its very appropriate name |
I heard something on PTI today about who had the record for 19 strikeouts in one game that was later broken by Roger Clemens
![]() | and at first i didn't realize they were talking about a pitcher |
![]() | i thought they were talking about a batter |
![]() | with 19 strikeouts in one game |
![]() | jose hernandez? |
Sometimes TMOL shows off the personalities
![]() | Kinda |
![]() | I fucking hate TMOL |
![]() | These are my favorite TMOL threads |
![]() | the Bob Sagat one is the best |
![]() | I could fucking care less |
![]() | TAH-NAR UPPER-CUT! |
![]() | now you made me piss off my mom |
![]() | messy |
![]() | what the fuck is that supposed to mean? |
![]() | YET! |
shows for warren to tivo
![]() | American Choppers |
![]() | if TiVo suggests it, i'll check it out |
![]() | I thumb up/down'd a large quantity of programming i felt strongly about |
![]() | you are suggestion that tivo knows what you like better than me?! |
![]() | you're probably right |
![]() | however. American Choppers will give you a peek at how I feel |
![]() | oh good god no |
![]() | why would i ever want a peek at that |
![]() | won't someone think of the children |
Well I'm going out tonight
| (tkurc_) | like, to a club? |
![]() | down to a bar with a coworker and his friends to play the bar trivia with them |
| (tkurc_) | remember, x=8 |
| (tkurc_) | man, I love Family Ties humor |
![]() | playing trivia in a place like detroit is one thing, but playing bar trivia in Mountain View, where 75% of the population has a masters degree or better, is a whole 'nother story |
| (tkurc_) | I thought the trivia things competed against everyone in the US |
![]() | the fancy ones |
| (tkurc_) | man, I am excellent at late 90's draft trivia |
| (tkurc_) | and early 00's |
![]() | apparently this is a lot of history and music and movies |
![]() | and geography |
![]() | its a bunch of stanford engineering guys i'm going with |
| (tkurc_) | the capitol of poland is warsaw |
| (tkurc_) | the pope lives in vatican city |
| (tkurc_) | um |
| (tkurc_) | Henry Ford invented the assembly line |
![]() | God invented the jesus |
| (tkurc_) | I thought the virgin mary invented the jesus |
![]() | she is the factory |
![]() | Henry Ford:Assembly Line :: God:Jesus :: Virgin Mary:Flint |
![]() | or something |
| (tkurc_) | you beat me to the analogy |
![]() | i beat you |
![]() | DOWN |
| (tkurc_) | thats odd. I'm still standing |
![]() | YET! |
| (tkurc_) | I'm still standing, yet? Don't you mean "FOR NOW" |
![]() | SQUARED! |
![]() | dot com |
| (tkurc_) | has warren gotten into foiba's medicine? |
![]() | anyway, just got back |
![]() | we won, by one point, 67 to 66... there were 9 teams in total |
![]() | all about 8 people each |
![]() | and my suggestions were very helpful |
![]() | I contributed a key answer in which was further west Guyana or French Guinea |
![]() | the prize was $50 |
![]() | west is relative. both are correct |
![]() | being a dickhead like that don't win you $50 |
![]() | west of what? |
![]() | your answer is correct if you can head west from the other country and arrive in the answer country |
![]() | without going 24000 miles first |
![]() | or, if you were to ask the residents of the wrong answer which direction the correct answer was, they would reply "west" |
![]() | shitty questions like this would never cut it on jeopardy |
![]() | tony, you're being an asshole |
![]() | not to you! |
![]() | American Choppers has inspired me to be more callous |
![]() | why must I be the target of all your personality flaws, take more of this out on your wife |
![]() | its not you! its the writer of the question! |
![]() | I think its great that you won. |
![]() | BOOYEAH |
So I was reading the archives
![]() | We've got some funny stuff |
![]() | So, uh, yeah... |
![]() | ... make with the funny!! |
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![]() | was the original Rogue Squadron the game that was like the first big PC CD game? |
| (tkurc_) | that and 7th Guest were the big ones, no? |
![]() | and Myst? |
![]() | all basically just videos that played and you clicked a few things |
![]() | Too right, too right |
![]() | if by awesome, you mean extra-lame |
![]() | psh you didn't read the whole thing, did you |
![]() | it gets far better than the front page |
![]() | no, I read the whole thing |
![]() | and I stand by my assessment |
![]() | bah, lighten up, noodlehead |
![]() | I'm light! |
![]() | LIGHTER!! |
I'd like to see a gungans versus ewoks battle royale
![]() | I feel that the ewoks would mop the floor with them |
![]() | My friend used to call the Gungans "The Jarjars" |
![]() | you have friends? |
![]() | Ewoks mopped the floor with the emperor's "best troops." All Gungans can do is die, and they know it. |
![]() | "Weesa doin' our part!" |
![]() | yeah, and the gungans' glowing balls seem to only take out technology |
![]() | which sticks, gliders, rocks and logs are decidedly not |
![]() | Ewoks would all be ordering whatever cocktails go best with seafood. |
![]() | gungans == seafood? |
![]() | Ewoks can't tell the difference between saltwater and freshwater. |
![]() | I thought that gungans were more reptilian |
![]() | dude, they're Ewoks. |
![]() | All they know is that Gungans live underwater. |
![]() | yeah, considering that the ewoks were going to eat R2d2, they'll probably mash on them gungans |
![]() | mmmmm metally |
favorite movie?
![]() | I think mine might be Fight Club |
![]() | my usual reply is Die Hard with a Vengeance |
![]() | Event Horizon, Pi, Fight Club, and Pulp Fiction are all up there |
![]() | you're shitting me. EVENT HORIZON? |
![]() | hehe i love that movie |
![]() | omg, that movie was bad |
![]() | THE SHIP IS ALIVE |
![]() | this coming from the guy who often says "Rudy" and "Ace Ventura" |
![]() | so, I watched Fast and Furious last night |
![]() | I was planning on not watching it because its add on espn.com annoyed me |
![]() | it is not a good movie to watch at 3AM |
![]() | quite thrilling |
![]() | favorite movie ever? Dead Man. movie I'll always watch when it's on TV? Tremors. |
just make it say New gamecube news
![]() | Sonic Team's developing an exclusive new platformer for GC. And a Metal Gear for the GC as well. |
![]() | is that a chicken? |
![]() | rolling eggs? |
![]() | the chicken dude hatches eggs and uses the talents of the creatures inside to solve puzzles. |
whats the best place to read about video games online
![]() | and saying ign gets you a punch in the face |
![]() | http://www.nintendogamenet.com |
![]() | (the site I write for) |
![]() | I can imagine that xbox and sony are not discussed heavily |
![]() | not unless I'm drunk on the message boards. |
![]() | i need it all. PC,xbox,saturn.... |
![]() | (I'm only writing for NGN so I can get cred for E3) |
![]() | I'll pay for whatever game entertains me. |
![]() | the webmaster for NGN is pretty cool, but all the kids on the message boards are just nintendo fan-boys. |
![]() | so I noticed |
![]() | Final Fantasy Origins |
![]() | FF1 and FF2 plus improvements |
![]() | I think 2 had the weird leveling thing where whichever stat you worked out the most was the one that leveled faster. So if you got the shit beat out of you constantly (and managed to survive), your hit points would go up really fast. |
![]() | So eventually you just started beating the shit out of your own characters once you had, like, one enemy left. |
![]() | the japanese or american 2? |
![]() | If I'd meant IV, I would've said IV. |
![]() | so the one on origins is the japanese II |
![]() | I played the japanese one, but the translation was horrible |
awwww, fuck
![]() | Rogers == druggie?... |
![]() | I hope the Lions still have enough sense to draftim |
![]() | mmmm mariucci |
![]() | I forgot about Mooch |
![]() | cool isn't it |
![]() | I think that Calico guy from Midd Tenn St would be a good fit with the lions |
![]() | If they should feel the need for some Suggs action |
![]() | reminicent of TO |
![]() | i bet mooch has TO posters |
![]() | like Ray Finkle's posters of Marino in Ace Ventura? |
![]() | indubitably |
![]() | Calico be LARGE |
![]() | I find WRs who are former LBs to be intriguing |
![]() | his name is Calico B. Large? |
![]() | should be |
![]() | Sounds like a big cat to me. |
How about them Tigers?
![]() | For the record, Tony fully endorsed their strategies |
![]() | Which are paying off very well |
![]() | Tigers like to eat meat. And sleep in the sun. |
![]() | I'm not a doctor, but I'd say they're basically big cats. |
![]() | just you wait... They will soon be great |
![]() | thats like the "double or nothing" of sports predictions |
![]() | I don't think I said they'd be good this year |
![]() | I hope I didn't. |
![]() | God invented the jesus |
New Planet to be included in initial SWG release
![]() | that makes 10 worlds at 16 km by 16 km each |
![]() | ARUM NUM NUM NUM NUM |
why aren't we inundated with DC comic book movies too?
![]() | Seems that marvel is cleaning up on these licensing deals |
![]() | Because there's only so much ass that Batman can kick before he just has to kill Superman again. |
![]() | what about the Green Lantern? |
![]() | Pardon me while I laugh, then cough, then laugh some more. |
![]() | you're saying todays children cannot relate to the DC universe? |
![]() | Yes, a modern Green Lantern movie with the young Kyle would be pretty sweet. |
![]() | But he's no Peter Parker's Spider-Man |
![]() | the 80's cartoons seemed to be all about DC |
![]() | even though I was a Marvel boy |
![]() | I've always been a Marvel boy. |
![]() | I bet you really think the Fantastic Four is the best of the Marvel Universe |
![]() | Wolvie could take all of them. |
![]() | even THE HUMAN FLAME? |
![]() | er, TORCH |
![]() | When I say "Marvel Boy," I mean "HUGE X-MEN FAN." |
![]() | blue, or red? |
![]() | Human Torch is, what, like 30-40 now? And he got his powers when he was 20? Wolverine's something like 80 to 100 years old, and he's had his powers from day 1. |
![]() | Blue or Gold? |
![]() | sure. whatever the fricking colors they were |
![]() | I always liked Blue because of Gambit. |
![]() | you think anyone really likes cyclops? |
![]() | I don't either. He's such a bitch-boy |
![]() | Cyclops is a little bitch. The only cool story with him was an X-Men Unlimited story, where he crashlanded in the arctic with Storm and he broke his ruby quartz glasses. He had to improvise a goggle with his suspender things and a shard of ruby quartz, so he walked around with one eye and a broken rib the whole issue. |
![]() | Ah, the dorkiest night in Pants history. |
sequel which you are looking forward to the most
Poll Results
Total votes: 9
![]() | I gots to say, the latest matrix trailer looks pretty badass |
![]() | but I did like that Two Towers movie |
![]() | ah, the summer of sequels. |
![]() | Well, I think all of these will be better than Jurassic Park 2 |
![]() | What pleases me about Xmen2 is more ICEMAN |
![]() | I already know what happens in RotK. X-Men 2 looks cool because of Nightcrawler, mainly. T3 is more of the same. And I think the upcoming Matrix game looks more interesting than the upcoming movies. |
![]() | I want to see iceman sliding around on his big tracks of ice. I doubt that will be his mode of transport in the movie, though |
![]() | so, whats the appeal of nightcrawler? just that he is weird looking? |
![]() | dude, did you see that shot in the trailer of Nightcrawler teleporting from room to room down the floor of the office building (camera panning past room walls) while Nightcrawler simply teleports, punches, teleports to next room, punches again? |
![]() | Nightcrawler's a swash-buckler. He has a sense of style. He can teleport, cling to walls, and blend in the darkness. |
![]() | aye. I saw it. Never thought he was all that cool. I'm looking forward to some Xmen movies with Cable. |
![]() | All of which are extremely entertaining mutant powers. |
![]() | and what is a swashbuckler, anyways? I thought it was a sailor |
![]() | What was Cable's mutant power? Very basic psionic capablities? Plus whatever cybernetic/future shit he had? |
![]() | I'd me more excited about T3 if it had more Edward Furlong in it |
![]() | Cable is mysterious, much like Wolverine. But yeah, he's a psychokinetic cyborg. |
![]() | Cable's not mysterious at all. WELCOME BACK TO 1995. Cable is the son of Cyclops and Jean Grey from a post-apocolyptic future. |
![]() | dammit, I should have deployed some pots. |
![]() | I'm a huge X-Men geek, don't ever fight me on the basic principle of "Cable" versus "Nightcrawler." |
![]() | like there is a wrong answer to "Which of the X-Men do you like the best?" |
![]() | Well, Cable was never an "X-Man." He lead the renegade group of X-Force for a while. |
TMNT Versus The Yeti
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![]() | whats with the dishwashing implement? |
![]() | (next to the fluff'n dust) |
![]() | You're talking about Prof. Scrubbin' Brush and Prof. Fluff 'n Dust? |
![]() | Right next to Prof. Monkey and Prof. Biscuit? (Prof. Biscuit is harder to see, but he's there.) |
![]() | They all have their own amazing stories. |
![]() | uh huh |
![]() | like. THIS ONE CLEANED THE FREAKING AWESOMEST DISH! |
![]() | Prof. Scrubbin' Brush retired with honor. This is why he has his spot on the mantle. |
![]() | you sure have an active imagination |
![]() | You have no idea. |
![]() | I retire my old cleaning implements. To the garbage dump. |
![]() | some day, when we are an ancient society, they will find my old kitchen brush, and think it was art or some shit |
If you haven't seen this yet...
![]() | Click on the link to the movie |
I can't wait for SWG
![]() | c'mon beta 3! |
![]() | I so deserve a spot. |
![]() | I want to be a wookiee so I can live a long time |
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whats your favorite non-goal related thing to do in a video game?
![]() | sort/organize/collect things |
![]() | standard obsessive perfectionist stuff |
![]() | having very clean, organized, complete inventories is important to me |
![]() | cut down bushes, throw pots at old people |
![]() | beat up old people. |
![]() | i enjoy seeing how I can complete a goal without doing all of the required steps |
![]() | I have a feeling warren would like animal crossing |
![]() | In Link to the Past I'd do all teh dungeons out of order |
![]() | Perhaps the core concepts of Animal Crossing would appeal to me, however the presentation does not. |
![]() | In Animal Crossing, I hit people with the bug net. |
![]() | I tried to dig up all the sand in SMB2 |
![]() | until they cried. |
![]() | Until the sand cried? How does sand cry? Is that some sort of Zen thing? |
![]() | I was continuing my thought, professor. |
![]() | I also liked to propel the tank with the cannon in GTA3 |
![]() | I was obsessive about trying to jump everything in GTA3 |
![]() | Hehe, I've never played GTA3. |
![]() | there is a lot of non-goal oriented stuff to do in that game |
![]() | Psh. Give Morrowind a try then |
![]() | I also enjoyed forcing the sims to use mass transit in Simcity |
![]() | I was all about patterns and symmetry in Simcity(s) |
![]() | obsessive compulsive warren |
![]() | THE HANDS ARE NOT CLEAN!! |
![]() | I liked bulldozing the single square on buildings that would destroy the entire unit. This may only apply to the original SimCity. |
![]() | selfdestructive foiba |
![]() | Hubris is my middle name. |
![]() | also, "Robert" |
![]() | So Foiba Hubris "Robert" Foiba? |
![]() | Is that anything like Jesus H. "Penelope" Christ? |
![]() | Hubris would be an interesting name for a kid |
![]() | Foible Hubris "Robert" Ba |
![]() | Bah |
![]() | It's the French spelling |
![]() | you mean, the "Freedom spelling"? |
![]() | the french spell? |
![]() | you mean, the "Freedom" spell? |
![]() | that makes no sense |
![]() | Alexander Hamilton would be ashamed |
![]() | Also, horny. |
![]() | ashamed of the freedom, or of me? both make sense |
![]() | Peanut butter. |
I don't understand Homestar Runner
![]() | is it supposed to mock the mentally disabled? |
![]() | you're clearly thinking about it too hard. |
![]() | I hate it |
![]() | Its stupid |
![]() | TRUST ME. Thats definitely not the problem |
![]() | It lacks any wit |
![]() | Its loud and obnoxious and lacks any form of insight or innovation |
![]() | ugh, i read too much of this on Fark. |
![]() | don't make me burninate you, warren |
![]() | OH GOD, CRAM IT IN ME! |
![]() | I was trying to understand it. Not get beligerent commentary on it. |
![]() | it's either funny to you or its not. "understanding" it won't help. |
![]() | and trust me. I know beligerence. I AM beligerence |
![]() | Well I've moved far beyond that stage, I attempted to understand, realized it was devoid of anything worth or capable of being understood, and have moved onto my proclamations. |
![]() | I understand the subtle wit of a JeffK or a Pokey, but Homestar Runner can't be classified with those endeavors. |
![]() | I find it charming and more than often hilarious. |
![]() | And that is why you will fail. |
![]() | I know how to keep Foiba entertained |
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![]() | We need to inject nano-pots into his brain directly. |
![]() | and nano-old-men, over whose heads I'll break the nano-pots. |
![]() | kinky |
![]() | I might pick this up either today or tomorrow. |
![]() | What's gonna be great is that it'll be right outside my second-story window, so I can open my curtains and see fools jump right into my field of view, then fall out again. |
![]() | and as an added bonus, you don't have to worry about falling out of the window as much |
![]() | although.. I'd wager more drunks get hurt on tramampolines than by windows |
![]() | i'd wager drunks do less worrying, however |
![]() | since when are you the expert on drunk psychology? |
![]() | YES. |
![]() | There's a deadpool going. |
hey Foiba, how is zelda?
![]() | I've got 3 Triforce shards, need 5 more. I've kinda slowed down because I'm going through the game really fast. |
![]() | The reason for that is probably because whenever I start playing it, I play for 12 hours. |
![]() | I like to fight the sword master |
![]() | I got to 300. |
![]() | Yeah, he's like my kryptonite. I've spent hours fighting that fucker. |
![]() | I got to 833. |
![]() | actually, its all that william lets me do |
![]() | we rigged up a rubberband to hold down L |
![]() | I've spent the majority of the game on my home island: breaking pots, cutting down trees, beating up old men. |
![]() | I like beating up the big fat pig |
![]() | william was like... No fighting the swordmaster really IS fun |
![]() | The big pig is alright, but it's really fun beating up the little pigs. Those little fuckers start chasing you and knocking the crap out of you. I had to jump in the water into my boat and start shelling them from the harbor with my cannon. |
![]() | but its such a big fat greedy pig. It looks like it deserves a beating. |
![]() | I bet it ate all the other pigs' food. and the poor homeless children. |
![]() | The game knows how much I love breaking pots. Every boss puts all these pots in front of his door, like maybe it'll give him a few more seconds to come up with some awesome strategy to beat me. |
![]() | Because he knows I won't come in til I break every one of those pots. |
![]() | ... knows I can't come in until I break every single one of those pots. |
![]() | I think its there to give you a better chance of beating the boss. |
![]() | I'm sure Ganon's anteroom will have like 300 pots, and by the time I've broke most of them, they start growing back. He's clever enough to know that I'd be stuck in his insidious trap forever. |
![]() | Zelda's looking on thinking, "Damn, I knew Ganon was a son of a bitch, but I didn't think he'd stoop this low." |
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![]() | tee hee, he'll never see THIS coming |
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![]() | Huh? Still breaking these pots. |
go syracuse
![]() | hopefully carmelo will be a piston next year |
![]() | Heh, I thought you said, "hopefully Carmelo will be in prison next year." |
![]() | Aren't carmelos those chocolates with carmel on the inside? |
![]() | carAmelo |
![]() | yeah, my point exactly |
![]() | glad someone knows what you're talking about. |
![]() | you do? |
![]() | ... |
![]() | STAT |
![]() | ![]() |
![]() | some marketing genious is like "we need some sparkley lo-rise capri pants, AND NOW" |
![]() | STAT |
![]() | what does STAT mean? |
![]() | google knows! |
I HAVE A VERY VERY VERY UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIR
![]() | if you're in the Bay Area and would liek to offer me a chair, please leave a comment :) |
![]() | i think this is causing me permanent damage |
![]() | haw haw |
The pistons are apparently the anti-wizards
![]() | like most of the mistakes the wizards made, the pistons capitalized on |
![]() | ben wallace, for example |
![]() | and they really think the Pistons got the best of that Hamilton/Stackhouse trade |
you ever wonder how much damage a garbage disposal would do to your hand?
![]() | I've jammed mine with an apple core |
![]() | yet people are very frightened by them |
![]() | used to think similarly about fans, then i just stuck my hand in one and stopped it |
![]() | it impresses people when you do it |
![]() | I got a nasty cut from a processor heatsink fan... |
![]() | i mean the big ones |
![]() | the one's you'd use to cool a room |
![]() | I knew what you meant. |
![]() | google is turning up very little in terms of statistics or cases |
![]() | I'd say we need to get some sucker to stick his hand in and see, but I bet that would make me liable or something |
![]() | next time i have a spare cadaver.... |
![]() | When I was still in high school, the fan I used to put me to sleep made a lot of noise with the case on, so I eventually just took it off, leaving the fan blade bare. Once, while groping to hit the snooze button, the blade whacked my finger so hard, it bled. |
![]() | I still have a scar. |
is it okay to think the doa chicks are hot?
Poll Results
Total votes: 3
![]() | it is okay to think the depiction of chicks in DOA are hot |
![]() | semantics, semantics |
![]() | a link would help :) heheh |
![]() | ok |
![]() | Well, I was first in line (there was no line) to pick up DOA:XBV and I picked up the swimsuit calendar from Best Buy for a single cent. |
![]() | Of course they're hot, they're designed to be. |
what will nintendo name their next system?
![]() | Lean Mean Waffle Goober 9000 |
![]() | they hung onto that NES Name for quite a long time |
![]() | NES, Super NES, NES 64 |
![]() | the Nintendo 64 was never called "NES 64" |
![]() | I know. |
![]() | The emulator was, however. |
![]() | but it at least seemed to follow a pattern off of Nintendo |
![]() | calling it the gamecube was really out of left field |
![]() | Yeah, "Gamecube" was abrupt |
![]() | hence my suggestion for ultra-abrupt change for the next one |
![]() | sorny has had success at the sequential number scheme. will nintendo follow suit? |
![]() | How about the "DonkeyMario Zeldatroid FX" |
![]() | I wouldn't put it past them. |
![]() | I still want Sega to unveil a new system called "Fuck you, It's a Dreamcast 2." |
![]() | yeah. its called the Xbox |
![]() | except they aren't losing money on it, MS is |
![]() | No, I want an honest-to-god Sega console, not just for them to develop for other companies. |
![]() | Don't ever even mention the Dreamcast in the same breath as X-Box ever again. |
![]() | the xbox is basically a sega console. Its so much like the saturn its ridiculous |
![]() | the xbox is the saturn2 |
![]() | So will MS call the sequel the xbox2? or the more algebraically correct ybox, or yboy? |
![]() | I've heard xbox2 |
![]() | that is, if they don't just buy sony |
Temple of Doom is by far the weakest of the Indiana Jones movies
![]() | its my favorite of the 3 |
![]() | all the things I remember about Indiana Jones as a child come from that movie |
![]() | i always preferred the ones with the deep christian mythology in it, the ark, the grail, etc. |
![]() | the heart ripping out... the monkey brain eating... the goofy kid |
![]() | no germans in temple of doom, either. i like a good german |
![]() | you play red alert II? |
![]() | i think i did a few times |
![]() | for some reason, when parsing your german comment, I thought of the iraqi special unit in RA2 |
![]() | the chemical man |
![]() | you know, nazis being evil. thinking that in the future, we may see movies with the saddam regime being evil. and saddam's regime being famously evil for all their chemical shenanigans. |
![]() | quite an exercise in divergent thinking. gotta get out of that box |
![]() | nazis were the fist to put their penises in sprockets |
![]() | they were the first of god's children to not be losers, apparently |
![]() | aren't all the pre-sproket societies at a disadvantage? |
![]() | psh, only those who can't travel through time |
![]() | the ancient mayans had sprockets from 2017 |
![]() | don't get me started on the ancient jamaicans |
![]() | warren. you can't travel farther back in time than the late 1800's |
![]() | if you go back in time and build a time machine in the distant past, you can travel to the distant past |
![]() | you can only timetravel back to when the first time machine was built |
![]() | which was in the late 1800's |
![]() | its just a matter of building a time machine and using it at the exact same time |
![]() | but doing it at the exact same time is no matter since you have a time machine |
![]() | in conclusion.. temple of doom is great |
I think I cracked a rib
![]() | I got elbowed by a guy that looked like a caveman |
![]() | and along with the pain have swelling that makes it seem like I am carrying a boiled egg in my armpit |
![]() | if he looked like a rocket scientist, would the rib have been rendered invulnerable? |
![]() | if he looked like a rocket scientist, he probably would lack the physical strength to break my rib |
![]() | you really should have married a nurse |
![]() | save you some bills |
![]() | like I need to go to the doctor for a broken rib... |
![]() | no, you just need a nurse to give you a sponge bath and some "physical therapy" |
![]() | I dress your mom up to do that now. |
![]() | doesn't your mom read this? |
![]() | your point? |
![]() | I feel like we're engaging in some sort of Mom Warfare |
![]() | wouldn't mom warfare be our moms fighting each other? |
![]() | well Nuclear Warfare isn't nukes fighting each other, its people fighting each other using nukes |
![]() | mmmm Intercontinental Ballistic Mother |
![]() | you really opened yourself up for a "your mom's the MOAB" joke there. |
![]() | i'm so going to need to put this pizza in the oven and eat it first |
![]() | someone was listening to me about Jimmy Kennedy |
![]() | lemme get some energy and pizza and caffeine going, and we'll destroy this thing |
![]() | Brandon Lloyd... 2nd round?! hah |
![]() | Gutting your NES to add a PC with NES emulator. Pretty neat idea, especially if you could get the mod for the controller to work. |
![]() | do you still have to blow into it to get it to work? |
![]() | i blow into my xbox.. just to be on the safe side |
![]() | I make my X-Box carry my NES and my Dreamcast around on its back. |
![]() | mine xbox didn't have a back included |
![]() | Maybe you're just distracted by the gigantic, hideously green 'X' on its back |
![]() | it's like the Emperor's New Clothes |
![]() | isn't that the top? |
![]() | Oh. |
![]() | you don't personify your consoles. |
![]() | I say "my gamecube kicks ass" all the time. |
![]() | The worst is getting into arguments with your consoles, and losing. |
![]() | with the prevalence of rumble controllers, this happens more and more |
is someone somewherw working on a holosuite?
![]() | seems like you could make a lot of money with one |
![]() | but as Filo Farnsworth taught us... The days of the independent inventor are OVER |
thought
![]() | so its not cheap to print a color page on a colorjet printer |
![]() | there are these "print this coupon and bring to store to save 33 cents" |
![]() | I wonder how many people lose money by printing and redeeming coupons |
![]() | and your thought is that its a conspiracy by the ink-cartridge manufacturers to subsidize the companies that offer these coupons, eh? |
![]() | yes. |
![]() | well, not really. |
![]() | I think many people don't understand that printing is expensive. |
![]() | I dunno, people are pretty stupid. Printing things in color when they shouldn't is the least of most people's money-wasting worries. |
![]() | Ever heard of the lottery? |
![]() | Yeah... |
![]() | Or extended warranties? |
![]() | Or no cash down for 12 months? |
![]() | or Terry Glenn? |
![]() | I was going to say Jeff George |
![]() | Ryan Leaf |
![]() | Coupons, schmoupons |
![]() | Space station |
![]() | changing motor oil |
![]() | Girls Gone Wild |
![]() | Cell phones |
![]() | in conclusion. people waste their money on CRAP |
![]() | Screensavers |
![]() | Doctoral degrees |
![]() | ENOUGH |
![]() | we got sidetracked from chicks again |
![]() | breast implants |
this is to denote that we haven't talked enough about chicks lately
![]() | wonder why? |
![]() | yeah whats up with that |
![]() | I blame Foiba |
![]() | I blame me watching less TV |
![]() | Low babe-factor so far in Silicon valley |
![]() | Compared to L.A. or a college town :) |
![]() | Then again, I can't really say I have a sample set larger than 20 |
![]() | lots more hippies and uh.. alternative lifestyle chicks, no? |
![]() | closer to San Fran, probably, but not here in Sunnyvale or Mountain View... out of my sample set to date |
![]() | Anyway, its that time of year in less-temperate areas when spring fashions appear and all sorts of wonderful curves become publicly available |
![]() | random rebecca romijn! ![]() |
![]() | I wanted a nice alliteration |
![]() | frankly, I am surprised I spelled her name correctly the first time |
![]() | STAMOS!!! |
![]() | you wish |
![]() | uh oh! |
![]() | I really need to name some of my images "hot-babe.jpg" |
![]() | hell, just get that tattoo'd on your chest |
![]() | I'd rather get this tatoo'ed on my chest ![]() |
![]() | ... |
Well huh, the bandwidth test says I'm getting 980 kbps here
![]() | suck |
![]() | "Compared to all connection types worldwide, yours is fantastic" |
![]() | yes. you would have pre-mo interweb in guatamala |
![]() | primo? |
![]() | worst. italian. ever. |
![]() | I was spelling phoenetically, ah-sole |
![]() | fohnetiklee? |
some thoughts on the NBA draft
![]() | I hope the Pistons end up with the 3rd overall pick |
![]() | I feel that Carmelo Anthony would be a great fit |
![]() | and there is some part of me saying he'll end up being better than LeBron |
![]() | but thats probably the idiot part |
![]() | LeBron is an important high draft pick because of his popularity, not his skills necessarily. These teams who suck and have these #1picks want ticket revenues, so they can improve the team (many players) in the future, and LeBron is the path to that, even if the other guys are better pure-basketball picks. |
![]() | a note: Pistons have the highest attendance in the Eastern Conference. |
![]() | I concur with your analysis of the Pistons wholeheartedly. |
![]() | excellent. If I had the first overall pick, I'd take LeBron |
![]() | which is why I wished for the 3rd pick :) |
lions now have 1 more non-fat linebacker
![]() | wali rainer |
![]() | I like this move. |
![]() | kudos Lions. |
Radiohead is my least favorite band ever
![]() | I would rather listen to Celine Dion |
![]() | I hate The Cure |
![]() | I mean, I haven't heard a radiohead song I don't hate. |
![]() | Yeah, I haven't heard 2 seconds of a Cure song I didn't hate |
![]() | at least some of the Celine Dion songs I don't want to smash my head in. |
![]() | I can't believe people are brainwashed into things like liking radiohead |
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