that yao ming is a big dude
why are people so high on Jimmy Kennedy
 | this thought inspired by si |
| and so low on Rien Long |
| DT is a position that requires HEART |
| I remember when STL had like 4 first round picks |
| and wasted them all on DTs |
| well, most |
| and where did it get them? |
| into the crapper |
| DT is such a 2nd round position |
| athleticism almost doesn't matter (can you say Siragusa) |
 | Because Rien Long looks like a dork |
so, I was watching the discovery channel
| some chick DRILLED A HOLE IN HER HEAD |
| with No ANESTHETIC |
| to RAISE HER CONSCIOUSNESS |
| SMART |
| she then went out for a steak dinner |
| mmm steak |
how is moo3?
| still getting CD2 |
I need more silly hats
| I need to see Yao more often |
| perhaps i could get you a poster |
Thoughts on Redskins for 2003?
| suck |
| they cut the only Offensive player that didn't suck |
| they have Rob Johnson now, though! |
| ROB JOHNSON!! |
| seems that every team thinks he's good until they get him |
| he must have a hell of an agent |
| he shames USC quarterbacks |
If I was running all teams in the NFL, this is how I would pick
| Cinci: Suggs |
| Detroit: Rogers |
| Houston: Terence Newman |
| Chicago: Rex Grossman |
| I really want Grossman in Green Bay |
| Dallas: Jordan Gross |
| Arizona: Byron Leftwich |
| Minnesota: Trufant |
| Jax: Palmer |
| Carolina: Rien Long |
| but I don't run the NFL |
| yet |
| how would you modify? |
| i think Chicago will take Leftwich, and Arizona will take D-line, and Grossman will go to Packers |
| somehow |
| i like what you do otherwise, though |
| very nice |
| they are all excellent fits |
| except leftwich, i just really don't see him as an arizona guy |
| too fat |
| Newman to Houston probably won't happen |
| but it should.. |
| Houston is a crap shoot since they need pretty much everything |
| are there any O-lineman good enough to go that high? |
| Jordan Gross is supposed to be the cream of the crop |
| but no |
| I see a big dropoff after Newman in terms of talent |
| _if_ Cinci decides to be stupid and take Palmer |
| Chitown should jump all over Newman |
| and possibly Detroit on Suggs :) |
You still think Byron Leftwich will go in the early first-round?
| hmm |
| No buzz |
| Arizona a good fit? |
| Haven't they pretty much indicated they're going with Suggs? |
| assuming he's available :) |
| Heh |
| I would take Leftwich over Palmer |
| Its one of those things that if Cincinatti had like the the 4th through 6th pick, they'd take him and it'd be a big blunder |
| Suggs _should_ not be available at 6 |
| Cinci should take him |
| I was talking about Leftwich |
| I know. But you said Arizona was going to take Suggs... He ain't going to be there at 6 |
| and if he was... Good god, I hope they take Suggs |
| hence I feel that Leftwich to Cards is a good fit |
| I'd like to see Indy take Leftwich and dump Manning |
ESPN.com: NFL - If you can't beat 'em: Mornhinweg joins Eagles' staff
| I predict the Eagles will suck next year |
| : ) |
| very bold! |
| but remember, the 49ers were good with him |
| he's tainted goods nw |
| supertainted |
I really don't understand the premise of the new Steve Martin movie
| why doesn't he just shut the door when he sees teh black woman show up as his blind date? |
| why does it become a story worthy of feature film presentation |
| I guess you'll have to go see the movie to understand |
| dammit |
| or read a review |
| bitching is so much easier |
I'm darn curious to see what QB the Bears end up with
| They don't seem like they're going to draft one... |
| Limited solid free-agent prospects... |
| Or are they just going to dredge up another journeyman, and make poor baby Urlacher cry |
| Boller should be their choice |
| Would he fit-in with that Bears attitude? |
| guess this means no Terence Newman |
| yay] |
| yay for Rogers! |
best all american team in NCAA 2003
| 99 |
| Vick... Urlacher... |
| thats the one I used when we played, no? |
| who even cares about anyone else |
| I spanked william with them |
| then he played as them and beat me |
| vick is almost uncontainable |
| yah, you liked them |
| yeah I remember running hte option with Vick and giggling |
| william learned to contain the option |
| I did a lot off rolling out passing plays |
| got confusing with passing and non-passing mode (y-button) |
What I hate
| nondescriptive error messages |
| what kind of error is "multiplayer_creation_failure OK" |
| I'm not quite syre |
| Is this MOO3 related? |
| NEIN |
| btw, ETA is soon |
| yippie skippy! |
| for 6th round pick! egads! |
| argh |
| seems like he'd be worth at least a 4 |
| This makes the news.. But the Lions re-signing of Detmer goes uncovered |
| AKA "The Crapper Detmer" |
| argh |
| \ |
<INSERT WILD ACCUSATION HERE>
| Warren has 3 testicles |
| <insert subtley humorous comment here> |
| (ComputerDork) | YOU SUCK I WILL FLAME YOU I HAVE NO FUN IN LIFE |
| :P |
I did some "Extreme Passat Testing"
| Test 1: curve marked "25MPH" |
| Entered Curve at 45 |
| Hit apex, accelerated |
| left curve at 65MPH |
| Results: Cornering very good. Traction control did activate between 55-60 |
| Test 2: Straight stretch of expressway |
| Cruising at 75MPH |
| Accelerated to 110MPH |
| Results: High end acceleration better than anticipated. (unofficial timing 4 seconds) |
| Odd, I had a dream that I was test driving a passat... |
| ... everything about it was great, except the brakes. You had to completely push them down to get them to do anything |
I got tix to see the Yao
| ?! |
| Pistons vs. Rockets this Tuesday |
| Bring a big pair of pants and throw them on him after the game |
| found a sprite can with a "buy one get one free" offer on tix |
| so I bought tix! |
| I bet Wallace and Yao make out after the game |
I cannot put into words how bad the traffic is throughout all of Los Angeles at all times of the day
| a 25 mile trip in early afternoon took an hour... |
Ultimate Star Trek crew
 | Kirk is the captain. Trip Tucker is head of engineering (or maybe second under Scottie). Phlox is the doctor. |
| I would just take all the hot chicks |
| my friend and I already decided that T'Pol and Seven-of-Nine plus one other hot new chick would all be in the same renegade ship and they'd be crossing the galaxy having crazy adventures. |
| at one point, 7-of-9 would say, "We must make out." and then T'Pol would say, "It is only logical." |
| And what about Dr. Crusher!? |
| eh, Crusher can be off with Admiral Picard |
Oni
| just picked up Oni brand-new for about 3 dollars. Very awesome game. |
| As Tony would say: "just picked up your mom for about 3 dollasr. mediocre..." |
| I don't get it, warren. |
| You're very pro-momjokes |
| aye |
| I'm one of the small minority for SMB2 |
| 64 is 2nd for me |
| then 3 |
| then world |
| Mario RPG was one of the best RPGs on the SNES |
| and Yoshi's Island was like the Mario World that time forgot |
| He announced he was gay, right? |
| he announced he was, like, a tiny baby, and he got Yoshi to do all the hard work for him. |
| I was talking about Yoshi being gay |
| not tiny babies |
| I like Mario 64, because Mario realized that he didn't need mushrooms to stay healthy, he just needed lots of gold. Keep paying him, he'll hold his breath as long as you want. |
| total sell-out |
| I always thought the reverse |
| That Mario now regained his health from just oxygen' |
| Since resurfacing after swimming gave you full health |
| well, yeah, but when he's underwater, he'll stay down there as long as he's getting paid |
| hehe |
| not there's any stores in mario's world... |
| he just likes the shiny |
| he's a simple man. |
| ... with a big butt |
| don't be knockin' the junk in his trunk! |
| really the only reason i love 64 is i love wall-jumps |
| Sunshine had the wall-jumps |
| I lack cubage |
| and all sorts of other great jumps |
| me slaps you |
| I like Super Mario 1 the best |
| we used to create different "scenarios" |
| like: Who could beat it with the lowest score |
| and: Beat it without getting a free life |
| or: beat it without chafing |
| World is #2for me |
| Does Yoshi's Island count as mario? |
| it clearly states "Super Mario" game |
| Yoshi's Island is AKA "Super Mario Advance 3" |
| Yoshi's Island original full name was, "Yoshi's Island: Super Mario World 2" |
DWL is trying to steal our style
| and most of my ideas, uncreditted |
| I've found my new love. |
| peerless warrior and world-class drinker, eh |
| it's like they're reading my mind |
I hear the MOO3 delays due to linux
| its out... i'm slowly obtaining |
Test drove a G35 today
| (tkurc_) | and might I add... BADASS |
| sticker price? |
| 28k, base |
| I would most likely buy base |
Jim Miller, Stephen Davis, and Rocket Ismail cut
| kordell stewart too... |
| and the other ismail |
Interesting...
|  |
| what the heck is shelf ball anyway? |
| oh... |
| thats the thing in the ESPN commercials... |
New Turtles figures
| just picked up Donatello and Raphael. Raphael has a zipline. |
| the new Turtle Van is like a big tank though. Not as cool as the old one. |
| Ok, two questions... 1.) Why are they making these? Is there still any shows or video games being made? ... and 2.) Whats different about these? What has changed in 15 yaers? |
| there's a new show on Fox right now. It's on super early, so I'm gonna have to find a VCR that programs. |
| and 2) it's basically the same show, just a little more stylish. The figures are almost identical, but with better accessories and modeling. |
| Your house lacks TiVo?! |
| You guys had everything I thought! |
| we don't watch that much TV |
| we'd only use TiVo for Enterprise and TMNT |
| Raph's sais don't really fit in his belt. At least not comfortably. I guess he'll just have to hold 'em. |
| So what are you going to do with your toys? Play with them? Or just display them |
| a little of both, I think. |
| they've got some pretty awesome accessories. |
| but you didn't pick up any paint while you were out/ |
| didn't need any paint. |
| Do you have a paint surplus in the house? You do have paint on-hand incase of an emergency, right? |
| Dude, never know when you might need some paint |
| Donatello's got some badass weapons Apparently he realized he was fighting with a big stick. |
| /me notes that a master of the Quarterstaff can whoop on a Sword master |
| and two quarterstaves are just SO wrong |
| very useless |
| they'd just get in each other's way |
| but he can stick that big sword and big axe on the end of his bo stick |
| effectively he's just stuck with two awkward clubs at that point |
| or put both on one stick |
| yeah, i'd like to see you tell him that to his face |
| psh, this is so unrealistic... even for TMNT |
| any idea how heavy a double-sided axe would be at the end of a 6' pole? |
| let alone with a sword on the other end |
| NOODLERY! |
| but you know that foot soldiers just shit their ninja pants when they see that kinda stuff |
| bring in the nano bots! |
| and it's actually not that heavy at all. this stuff is made out of plastic, dude |
| the foot should get themselves some flamethrowers and just melt these fuckers |
| that's actually how the first series ended. it wasn't pretty. |
World Golf Match Play Championships
| David Duval is getting schnookered i his 1st/16th match-up |
| I think Tiger is currently losing too.... (he lost in the first round as a #1seed last year too) |
| Charles Howell III is down by 1 too... |
| Tiger ties it up through 6 holes |
| Davis Love is up by 4... |
| Sergio lost |
| Wow, Els lost |
| More |
ESPN.com: NFL - T.D. comeback? Davis eyes new deal with Broncos
| No good can come of this |
| Now all that's left for the Pioneer 10 is to totally get blowed up by Klingons in a couple hundred years. |
If I were to get plastic surgery...
| ... I'd have them carve an indentation out of my right buttock so that my wallet wouldn't stick out in my pants |
| if I did that, I'd never find my wallet. I'd spend all day, looking, just cuz I couldn't feel it |
| you could just have your wallet in your front pocket, like me |
ENOUGH OF THIS CHATTERY
| For i am HUNGRY |
| yo what up my peeps |
| canada is sweet |
| as is dev fakery |
| wookies are CANCELLED! |
| I know why there's six sigmas, but not six F's... |
| Processing... |
| I notice its poor grammar |
| and the formatting must be involved |
| well in the entire message, not just the capitalized part, there are 6 F's |
| but the puzzle doesn't make sense if you count all the F's |
| where does the F counting stop? |
| Processing... |
| Decidedly non-optimal code, btw |
| Is the puzzle related to the C code? |
| Because whacky C code can give you any answer if you hide it right... |
| man, that's why i brung that shit here |
| I'm just a monkey |
| how am i gonna sleep tonight, knowing there's a bunch of F's out there that I didn't count? |
| In my opinion, the proper way to write that code is to do a for loop from 1 to strlen(s), and then look at s[i] == 'F'... not this string.delete stuff... and then again, i'm not convinced that s is a properly defined or structured string... |
| on a side note, i just realized that i think that is Visual Basic |
| No its not |
| <---- late night schizophrenia |
| k, i just figured out how i'm gonna get to sleep. READING YOUR PROGRAMMING TALK |
| Mine is weak |
| If this puzzle's answer is related to some quirk of the code.... WORST. PUZZLE. EVER. |
| whoever came up with it i'm sure can see what we're saying about him, and he's totally jacking off right now. |
| he's a donkey |
| WE ARE IDIOTS |
| And yes, Google is your daddy. |
| tony is going to berate us on this tomorrow |
| i'm so stupid |
| i found that out right as you did, from a 16 yo Dutch boy, no less |
| ... |
| <insert Jacko joke here> |
| man, i'd drop him out a window if i could |
| for those that are curious, the google string i used was ( "THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS" puzzle) |
| 2nd hit |
| Possibly decent band name... "THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS"' |
| yeah, and possibly WORST BAND NAME EVER |
| buncha old guys |
| sittin' around |
| lookin' at droopy titties? |
| actually, they just want chicks with real teeth |
| (i still feel so stupid) |
| or maybe they have just levelled-up alot |
| Evercrackheads? |
| You get experience in a wide variety of things |
| Like you and Tony and SoA |
| I hate you "OF"! |
| there is 6. Whats the problem |
Pants idea
| Each author has a different hue |
| So when reading an item, its easy to tell who's saying what |
| would make all iterations of tkurc the same, same with W-, W_ and Foiba and Foibae, etc. |
| really need some archive action |
| I was considering icons for each author |
| I think dwl will steal the idea |
| we need some acknowledgement for all these |
| being an uncreditted idea bitch ain't fun |
Hmm, we're much less on-topic with Foiba here... :)
| alternatively, we are more off-topic |
| Demolition Man is on |
| . |
| the goat ass that just won't end |
| The Detroit Lions on Tuesday released veteran wide receiver-kick returner Desmond Howard and receiver Germane Crowell. |
| looks like I will remain a Lions fan |
| the fact that Porcher appears to have been !released means no Suggs |
| hief executive Matt Millen also said the team has made "substantial progress" in restructuring the contract of defensive end Robert Porcher. |
| Charlie Rogers is the messiah, no? |
Interior Color
Poll Results
Total votes: 4
| on the passat, the black was SWEET |
| black is the least stain-prone (viewable) |
| teach foiba how to poll |
| Foiba: type "h, 3" |
| bah |
| or 1 for gray, or 2 for tan |
| renae has gray |
| black gets the hottest in the sun |
| I don't think Foiba likes us |
| sorry, i was bidding on The Last Days of Disco. some fool was proxy bidding |
| so that means you like us? |
| I'M SO FREAKING STUPID |
| @$#@#@$ |
| why'd they discontinue Last Days of Disco? that shit's like 50 something dollars at amazon right now |
| i've got 5 days to make my 30 dollar bid stick |
| I bet Doug Christie has something to do with it |
| i bet Doug Christie has got some legs he doesn't want broken |
| I don't think he has any say of what he likes and doesn't |
| that sounds like a wager |
| I'd say its a well known fact |
| ask his wife |
| ALWAYS BET ON BLACK |
| Once you've bet on black, you'll never go back |
| are we talking about roulette? |
| Penile Roulette |
| that doesn't sound like anything I want to be a part of |
| its like russian roulette |
| but you're almost assured to get "shot" |
| yeah, your analogy ain't working |
what would you name a department store chain you founded?
| I can't call it k-mart, thats taken |
| Mr. Store |
| Everything's-Free-Mart, then totally charge them for it |
| I think I've been to mister store |
| no, that was your uncle |
| and he gave you a discount on anal ... stuff |
| maybe it was "mini store" |
| I tend to only read the first two letters of things |
| Perhaps "Stuff & Stuff" too |
So Foiba, tell us some whacky stories about your house and housemates
| whacky? |
| as in out of whack |
| what is wacky the adjective form of? |
| YOUR MOM!!! |
| I wonder if 'this` works |
| i wrote a story about my almost-hippie housemate gene, but it just turned into a story about robbing liquor stores |
| which is what i really want to do |
| one time, we were all up playing a Warcraft III mod. at 6 AM i started drinking heavily, and then at 9 AM, gene comes in and tells me that he's can't go to sleep at 9, and we should all just stay up all day |
| makes sense |
| i'm all like, "dude, that totally makes sense, lemme sober up." which i try to do, which inevitably leads to eating chicken-fried steak at IHOP at 10:30 AM, and over-tipping the waitress. I try so hard to stay up, but i only last til, like, noon |
| interesting tense change |
| i wake up at 3pm, thinking that gene eventually fell asleep too. but no, his punk ass stayed up the whole time. at about noon, my other housemate wakes up and gene tells him that we really need some PAINT. he keeps on talking about paint. then he befriended a stray cat outside with a bowl of milk |
| is this a linear story? |
| that night, the power goes out because our house is wired so weird, so we have to go to wal-mart to get some fuses. gene is working on being awake for like 40 hours and i'm working on being awake for almost that long, minus a three hour nap. and i'm drunk again. we talk to this dude at wal-mart about fuses and he is stoned as hell |
| he keeps coming back to our aisle, eyes all glazed over, spouting on about how important it is to use surge protectors because you might lose your "DATA!" i keep on reminding everyone on how i'm "sober as a turk," which is almost half-true. |
| we get the fuses, we don't get any paint, and we end up playing warcraft until like 5 AM again |
| gene does not remember ever asking for any paint. |
| lack of sleep does that to you |
| and, in my opinion, 3 hours of sleep really fixes a lot of the sleep problems |
| I once did 2 48 hour stints with a 6 hour night between them |
| remember that warren? |
| I kinda remember going to a rover meeting in the middle |
| tony is a monkey |
| is that a yes? |
| it isn't not a monkey |
| is _that_ a yes? |
| i'll answer you when you implement something for the _ mark-up |
| its implemented |
| just not deployed |
| i don't believe you |
| I would paste the code, but you don't know perl |
| but isn't _ widely used in URLs? |
| or have you implemented URL-avoidance Technology (TM) |
| its in the works |
| and, in all honesty, I don't care if you do answer |
| I don't even know what we're talking about anymore |
| I think we were discussing the advantages of the M1 Abram's tank |
| this thread is a testament to why Foiba is now in our pants |
| looks like links to links |
| you posted something to them? |
| i'll post where i damn well please |
| I was doing the talk show thing where I help fill in details for the audience! |
| by asking questions I know the answer to |
| wang |
| fine but i'm acting like i'm totally high and laughing at everything you say |
| Worst. Host. Ever. |
| I like to act under the delusion that millions of people read what I say |
| HAHAHAHAH |
| A |
| we have a webserver log parser |
| so I know who visits the site |
| i'm hungry |
| can i eat links |
| mmm sausage links |
| mm with pancakes... |
| I... I'm totally distracted now |
| found some good porn? |
| bacon... everywhere |
| these people love us |
| isn't jackhole jimmy kimmel's production company? |
| yes |
| and this is odd |
| whats the update frequency on webalizer? |
| I donno. it seems to update whenever it damn well pleases |
| looks like once an hour |
| can a brutha get a bacon hat?! |
| no |
| i get all the bacon |
| fuck that |
| the man is always screwin' over the brutha |
| fuck what? i had DIBS |
| DIBSSS!! |
| golly, did my preceeding statement ever sound gay |
| additionally, i have no idea what this is |
I played william in ncaa 2003
| and... ? |
| what O did he run |
| I had 3 picks with Roy Williams in the 1st quarter |
| then got caught up entertaining Foiba |
| and then lost |
| sucks to try to do two things, and fail at both |
| yes. |
| after I left here, I did much better at the football, like |
| went 2/3 |
Jeez, whats up with all the Tony Hawk commercials...
| First the chocolate milk |
| Now doritos |
| there's no 'e' in Doritos |
| Tony's gonna hunt you down |
| muahaha |
| now you look like a fool |
| hate you so bad |
| generally, just fix the dude's spelling mistake for him |
| you can change other people's commoents |
| we stay on the honor system mostly |
| but my funny! |
| Tony, skateboarding through your living room window, poses for invisible camera |
| grinds on your face |
| not my face! |
| yeah, i know what i said |
So I'm watching Demolition Man right now
| I think Sandra Bullock is hot++ in this movie |
| but she never looks quite so good in any of her other movies |
| i love when the dude has the other dude trapped in a big crane arm, but still can't hit him with a machine gun |
| i think its the "cuteness" factor of the character that pushes her over the edge |
| you just like a girl in uniform. a tight, form-fitting uniform |
| yeah, again with the cute brunettes ... |
| it's 2003 and still nobody has solved the "Three Seashells" question |
| three seashells is too many to effectively, dextrosuly grasp... |
| so they must be used one at a time |
| that sounds like a wager |
| or two at a time, and then one |
| but you can't flush a seashell, dude |
| my money is on sophisicated nanobots |
| i like the future, where we design sophisticated nanobots just to clean our asses better |
| like one time, dude's in the lab looking at a petri dish full of nanobots in one hand, toilet paper in the other. keeps looking back and forth |
| ha |
| I like the part where Denis Leary gets the double-barrelled pistol |