KNBC-4's teaser for their morning news:
 | "Deadly Chat Rooms, learn how these chat rooms are putting your children at risk" |
| <insert menacing graphic with the words "Deadly Chat Rooms" across it> |
| have i mentioned how much i hate network TV news? |
 | is this channel bad for my health? |
| only if you're a child |
| oh please, tell me you're a child |
| the definition of child: "a son or daughter of human parents" |
| so, yes, I am |
| wooooo hooooo |
If Yao Ming got murdered,
| ... it'd be a really big chalk outline |
| ... and jeez, coffin too |
who is this "Alex Flanagan" on ESPN?
| i don't remember from what, but i know i've seen her on ESPN before |
| college football sideline reporter, i think |
| i think with Rob Stone and that other guy |
| she was reporting on baseball |
| thats how you get paid |
| hiw I get paid? |
| i'm talking to the pants |
| how the pants gets paid, eh? |
| yes... |
| no good pics found |
| thats a shame |
| oh you posted this as a request for pics? |
| no... I was going to find one |
| i didn't realize she was particularly attractive |
| the glance I got suggested otherwise |
| yeah you can't find any good pictures of suzy kolber on the web either |
| she's above average |
| for eine female |
| but not worth of web admiration |
| but my glance was very brief |
| this is the best picture i could find, and i think it captures my emotions perfectly: |
| one would think that ESPN would have bios of their employees |
| yeah, I got a lot of interference from that stupid sculpture |
| lets try that again: |
|  |
| yay |
|  |
| i'll put suzy kolber up against alex flanagan anyday |
| yeah, well her insider trade info sucks |
| yes but her knowledge of NFL X's and O's are superb |
| kisses and hugs? |
| she hosts Edge NFL Matchup! |
| you sure love them brunettes |
| yeah she has a sweet hairdo |
| cute brunettes with brains get me every time |
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| my dad always told me to marry a blonde |
| like, mmm tina fey |
| Character Creation |
| Socializing |
| Missions & Grouping |
| Combat |
| The title link takes you to the play-by-play from the lead game designer on the SWG forum |
| These high-quality videos obtained for you from GameSpot... sans payment! Muahahah |
you seen that bailey's commercial?
| which one? |
| the lights go out, and the dude accidentally kisses someone |
| the one at the pool table, or the other one that implies an orgy? |
| someone... who has been drinking baileys |
| i should drink more, i don't accidentally kiss nearly enough people |
| or just have the lights go out more often |
| thats too hard |
| especially in LA, you have any idea how much light pollution there is?! |
| yes |
| need smog combattance |
| photon smog?! |
Yahoo! News - Naked Kidnap Fantasy Has Police Scrambling
| people sure can be odd |
| if you want to have bizarre fetishes, don't expect them to be without repurcussions |
| including DENIAL OF SECURITY CLEARANCE |
| so does this mean you're not going to Lockheed? |
| Alas, I couldn't convince any ladies to partake in such bizarre fantasies so that I may receive such treatment ;( |
| and you claim to be a gamer |
| Or I am just saying such things. |
| they combine different stuff into other stuff? |
| is it a good sign that that page has a big picture of Rogers in it |
| see its funny because if that said "alchemists combine stuff" it'd be... like, a different meaning.... yeah... |
| or "farmers combine stuff" |
| or "farmer has sexy daughter" |
| mmm bosomy |
| bosomy is a word? |
| it gets 3810 google hits, good enough for me |
| oddly that search brings up shemales and Shining Force III within two hits of each other |
| who's the leader in bosomy? |
| ESPNBosomy: The Worldwide Leader in Bosomy |
| 404 |
| Then use the cache, Luke! |
| I am watching Empire as we speak |
| I think I may have to AoTC one of htese nights |
| and re-see the trilogy to |
| +o |
David Boston is now out on the free-agent market
| to... Vicklanta with him? |
| mmmm |
| and I am a bit surprised that Lions didn't tag claiborne |
| what teams _aren't_ in salary cap hell and need a receiver? |
| what teams _aren't_ in salary cap hell? |
| Lions... Eagles... |
| could the lions take suggs in the draft and get try free-agent market for a receiver again? |
| and release porcher |
| I don't think receivers like Rogers come along that often |
| nein |
| i don't think mis-management like the lions comes along that often either |
| but then again... TO drafted 3rd round |
| I can accept that they payed Az Hakim |
| but Bill Schroeder?! egads! |
| they should have asked Favre what he thought of Schroeder |
| hehehe |
| Favre: "Worst receiver... EVER" |
| Schroeder was a great counter-example to the "never trade (or let go to free-agency) players to teams in your division" |
| it adds the "but really try and do so if they suck" corollary |
| No shit |
| Oddly, I just got an email from the Detroit Lions |
| You're the new director or player personnel? |
| see now.. If we complain about Bill Schroeder.. whats the worst that can happen |
| him reading this... and sucking worse? |
| I need the Bill Schroeder ISP then |
| well my point was... he can't suck any worse |
| I'm sure your ISP could be worse |
| he could get involved with Mike Riley |
| well, at least the Chargers got some good draft picks from Riley |
| ... which they wasted on Ryan Leaf |
| mmm |
Suzy Kolber tells me via the television machine that a Sam Cassell/Latrel Sprewell trade is in the works
| but the Sonics just got Desmond Mason |
| poor guy |
| I am not a big sprewell fan |
| he isn't a good shooter |
| mmm suzy kolber |
| isn't that great of a defender |
| mmm suzy kolber |
| isn't that good of a passer |
| isn't that good of a penetrator |
| mmm suzy kolber penetrator |
| in my opinion, is teh sux0r |
Mike Riley new head coach at Oregon State
| well now at least we know what his coaching credentials are... he coached the Chargers poorly and now he's the OSU head coach. |
| how the heck did he get the Chargers job? |
| he was the Oregon State head coach |
| and yes, its a loop |
| so he was the coach before? |
| yeah this is his second tenure |
| was OSU good when he was there? I am thinking they weren't |
| ESPN.com notes that the five other coaches that returned for a second stint with the same college generally did much more poorly |
| no they were bad enough they had to bring in Dennis Erickson |
| before Dennis Erickson, OSU was horrendous for.. well.. for all previous years. |
| lots of my family are OSU alums |
| well maybe he has some skills |
| which he administers.. on his knees |
Gotta Love GameFAQs... new SimTower FAQ...
Interesting press conference tactic for Tyson
| Have his little boy up on the podium pawing at the microphone and generally trying to be cute |
| Tysons claims his facial tattoo is not done... not even half-way done |
Wha, Gary Payton traded?!
| I think Ray Allen looks funny |
| well, the bucks sure did just get a ton better |
| what were the sonics thinking |
| I mean... Ray Allen is good |
| but.... |
| well payton is aging... |
| Desmond Mason is sure exciting too |
| Bucks vs. Sonics in Seattle on Friday night... :) |
| i don't think payton will look very good in the bucks uniforms |
| it'll take getting used to, like jordan in a wizzies uni |
| Gary Payton would look good in anything |
| like so much Alexander Hamilton? |
| Alexander Hamilton is a whole nother story |
| Ray Allen looks like a little kid |
Earthlink is not quality
| werd |
| <--- realizes he will probably be disconnected shortly for having said that |
| yeah, complaining about your ISP is like complaining about the police |
| it ain't going to do any good |
| i can at least save others |
| and them fucking with you sure does suck |
I have acquired MORE marcel
| i have it all now |
| uploading |
| some very good songs in this new stuff |
| lyrics here |
| BRRR... Au début elle est froide is possibly the fastest French yet |
| live show double album also uploading |
| apparently the audience knows the lyrics |
| EXCEPTIONALLY clean live performance, for such a wild, high-speed ska band |
| as smooth as mustard plug |
| the live version of Arrête Ton Crin-Crin is very sweet, it starts out with superslow horns and then just busts out |
Thank god we have giant brains
| or else carrying on our conversations in this format would be very hard |
| I think its nice |
| provides context for comments |
| it makes me feel like i'm accomplishing something |
| you haven't had that sensation in a while, eh? |
| not in ways that you might think, but i have my own nonconventional accomplishments |
did I ever tell you that ken went back to macaroni grill?
| he wasn't supposed to |
| and neither was i |
| why weren't you? |
| the reservation for that fateful night was in my name |
| I sure as heck ain't going back |
| how did they know that you were you? |
| I would like to include "strikethrough" in the text |
| super |
| perhaps -strikethrough- |
| ko |
Whats the best part of the pants logo?
Poll Results
Total votes: 6
| actually, thats a chimpanzee |
| we really need a web vote |
| its in the works |
| OH GOD CRAM IT IN ME |
| why, oh why, did I allow poll titles to be changed? |
| [16:26] <tkurc|home> I like the monkey on the basketball |
| I don't recall saying it was the best |
| I like the lip-lickin' shaq |
| i was quoting that to show that you said it was a monkey not a chimp |
| it makes me wonder what he is looking at |
what kind of car should W- get?
Poll Results
Total votes: 6
| its decidedly more complicated than that |
| better hope the salesman doesn't get ahold of this poll |
| some helpful links |
| you should just get a used delorean |
| its more like Nissan 3.5 SE no options vs. Nissan 3.5 SE with Airbag & Leather vs. Accord EX V-6 vs. Accord LX V-6 vs. whatevethehellisgoingoningermany |
| perhaps they should call it the jassat, or the petta |
| the touareg looks interesting |
| dammit don't make me google bitch |
| but thats just basically a jetta anyhow |
new item
| nude item? |
| you wish |
| irish? |
| i tried to get my sister to wish that the lions drafted Charles Rogers when she blew out her bday cake candles |
| she probably wasted it on wishing she had bigger boobs or could find true love |
| stupid women |
| hey, watch it |
| she's not your mom or anything |
| i think you just got this all from slashdot |
| and we don't repost slashdot on pants |
| slashwhaa? |
| well g'damn |
| i just might need to get a tattoo of that |
| your mom? |
| sounds like a dennis scott thing to do |
| that was pretty good pizza, btw, ----VV |
| i'm an idiot |
| thats a paddlin' |
Time for some fuckin' *pizza*
| yaoooo miiiing, yao ming-yao ming-yao miiing, yaooooo miiiiiiiing, yaooooo miiiiiiing |
Tony, go back to playing Skies of Arcadia
| obey! |
| check |
| Testify! |
should men be allowed in the LPGA/WNBA?
Poll Results
Total votes: 5
| but women are allowed in the men's sports |
| e.g. Manon Rheaume |
| well the solution is to turn it all into a minor league system |
| where womens leagues act like minor leages |
| and guys not good enough for the male's league, play in it |
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| she's hands down the hottest player ever in the NHL |
| heeh |
| see, the problem is that the best women must play in the men's league in order to take advantage of their ability, since the men's leagues are the top of the game. men have no problem doing this. the reverse idea is that men have no leagues to play in if they aren't good enough for the top league (which is men's), and thus must play in the women's league or else not play. well thats not true, men have plenty of minor league options, use th |
| em. |
| hottest NHL player |
| (tkurc|hom) | I guess google knows not all |
haha, diaweblog.org's poll output is broken in IE
| tony's version worked fine! |
| damn they fixed it |
| yes, I suggested the change to dave |
| but we have boobies |
| and cheating |
| and more boobies |
does tony love ohio?
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| geez, I didn't think you wanted my fist bashed into your face so bad |
Possible Mike Tyson reality TV show in the works...
| as heard on sportscenter |
| sounds like a good idea |
| FOR ME TO POOP ON |
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| linkage |
OUR PANTS ARE DOWN AGAIN, TONY
| we need a fucking belt! |
| or suspenders! |
WOO KOBE JUST MADE A SWEET PLAY
| its gotta be on sportscenter tonight |
| head fake, defender jumps, he dribbles around him, draws a double team |
| then head fake again, defenders jump, pivot out, jump, do a 180, and sink the jumper |
| SIIIIICK |
| on a funky knee |
| was the #1top play on the top 10 plays on sportscenter |
| if we're lucky we'll get some hot ESPNMotion action tomorroww |
| unix dorks need not apply |
| GNU is not UNIX, silly |
| so then ESPNMotion works on UNIX? |
| its conceivable |
| i still don't want those greasebags applyin' |
This is the perfect place to list our sports predictions and have them on the record.
| I'm an idiot, its the Grizzlies that made off well on this, right? |
| not in my opinion |
| Giricek and Gooden are both sweet |
| its just all-around stupid? |
| oops |
| thats waht i mean |
| Miller is a worthless slow, bad shooting swingman |
| yeah, i meant to say that good and giricek were the good ones |
| i read their sentence backward |
| goodish for pistons |
| its hard to quantify whats good for the pistons |
| better lottery chances means better shot for Memphis to get #1pick |
| but also better chances of pistons getting #2 |
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| wouldn't you like to play a game with ewoks too? |
| mmmm SWG |
Peerless Price gets franchise tagged
| ouch |
| its like a strange game of tag |
| he's not going to be in buffalo long |
| where the fastest players are always "it" |
| john clayton is surprised! |
This color scheme is growing on me
| its very sharp and readabel |
how stupid is polls with 2 people
Poll Results
Total votes: 7
| yeah, well you suck |
| bah you don't understand the issues |
| shoot, this version of diaweblog has no polls! |
| but it has a bigger schlong |
| don't we look like asses? |
| 8=================D |
| your grammar sucks. |
| see the title |
| comedic effect is totally lost on you |
| chuckle chuckle |
| i called Lost & Found and they told me to give them a blowjob |
| i think i dialed the wrong number |
| /me scans for the joke |
| JOKE NOT FOUND |
| /me scans for pants |
| PANTS FOUND |
Old Games Wanted:
| Lord of the Realms 2 |
| Spaceward Ho! 4.0 |
| Rules of Engagement 2 |
WE ROXOR YOUR SOXORS.
| Booyadda-da-BOO! |
explain the twinkie
| the twinkies seemed random |
| i have no idea how i chose "twinkies" |
| now thats an obsession |
| I concur |
| could also be, "Holy Cao!" |
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| CALLING YOU ... GAY ! |
Whats up with briawn getting his sports news from CNN?
| lame |
NCAA eliminates the halo rule!
| Yay! |
holy cow, this page is spartan
| its hard to tell where items begin and end |
| and which author belongs to what |
| no way, duud |
| i still say the link color is ghastly |
| how about a gray |
| now it smites infidels |